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more about #elijahdukes more comments → Weed Against Speed: I think I see a plan here ... or at least a hilarious sitcom. My Two Bads? more » Bobby Big Wheel: If you take everything the Nationals and Pirates have done over the season, and condense it into one day, it looks decent! more » Kid Canada: HANRAHAN! SUZANNE SUCKS PUSSY! I KNOW, I KNOW! SHE'S A LESBIAN! A LESBIAN! more » sir_pantsalot: Whoa. There must be a twitch in the matrix. more » ClueHeywood: This is not unusual. The Pirates always combine their roster with other teams during this time of year. more » HockeyMountain: $500 for a baseball player? Robert Nutting wonders how he can possibly compete with that. more » sir_pantsalot: If Elijah lets the little league pay his fine and doesn't donate at least $500 to the little league then he is a scum bag. more » ArkansasFred: Now with extra hemlock! more » MattinglysSideburns: Coincidentally, $500 is also what they paid for that Clinton Portis impersonator. more » -
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Nationals And Pirates Combine To Make Pretty Decent Baseball Team
Houston and Washington had some unfinished business yesterday, wrapping up a suspended game that took two months, two cities and three teams to complete. And the winning pitcher got the decision while taking a nap in Philadelphia. More » -
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You Not Dead, Dawg
The Great Falls Little League has stepped up and will pay Elijah Dukes' tardiness fine. It's $500. That means they will have to sell at least 400 Suicide Sodas at their next home game. [WaPo] -
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SHOTY Final Four: Elijah Dukes Vs. Isiah Thomas
Because it's New Years Eve, and we're taking tomorrow off, we figured we'd go ahead and let this post ride the rest of the night and all day tomorrow. (At least until we do our "ZOOOOK" post after the Illini shock the world in the Rose Bowl.) More » -
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Elijah Dukes and his wife are happy again, dawg. [The Big Lead]
