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more about #elimanning more comments → I Like Cheap Beer: This post is just furthering the stereotype that George Lopez is funny. more » Weed Against Speed: George Lopez makes Greg Giraldo look like Pablo Escobar. I think I did that wrong. more » UkraineNotWeak: 2007: Bill Engvall 2008: Frank Caliendo 2009: George Lopez 2010: ? Who does TBS have in mind for 2010 to over promote and ensure their show ... more » econdave: You know you're in trouble when my 13-year-old son takes one look at the Lopez ad, and says "That looks awful." more » Gravy: Water Cooler Fodder today should be titled The Adventures of Razorboy and Mercury girls in Prime Time. more » allyzay: Now there is a hero. more » ClueHeywood: Jerry Jones was wide-eyed when he saw...well...anything. more » Foster Kamer: Awesome. Not a fan of either team, really, but I appreciate nothing more than some Grade-A dickheadedness at the expense of, well, okay, fuck the Cowp... more » lastraiderfan: I suddenly have respect for that boy. more » lecoqsportif: "33-31" quotation marks can be used to identify subject-specific jargon so readers don't feel alienated more » MoeGolden: That would be funny if Cajun Boy was Eli more » uninspired: I prefer the Dante Stallworth Driving Academy. more » DeepFriar: Just wait. Someone is going to have to explain how babies are made to Eli, and then he's going to be too grossed-out to sign the giant novelty check. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: It's going up right next to the Manny Ramirez Fertility Clinic. more » Gourmet Spud: Eli promises the centre will employ "the finest storks money can buy." more » -
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George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Eli Manning Signed His Work In Dallas
That's Eli Manning's signature on a column in the Cowboys Stadium's visitors locker room according to an NBCDFW user. More » -
#nfl
Eli and Peyton Enjoy Synchronized Concert-going
The Manning brothers were at Irving Plaza last night rocking out to some Better Than Ezra with the normal folks. Unlike normal folks, they did it in matching bad-ass blazers. More » -
#elimanning
Eli And Abby Manning Would Like To Help New Yorkers Give Birth
"Giants quarterback Eli Manning and his wife, Abby, are announcing their donation for a New York City birthing center bearing their names." [AP/ABC] -
#football
Surprisingly, No Deaths Or Snapped Limbs In 1993 Replay Game
The players, now all in their 30s, emerged relatively unscathed after Sunday's Replay Rivalry Game between Phillipsburg and Easton high schools. Oh, and Eli Manning got his first Gatorade bath.
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#elimanning
You Are Looking At One Of The Richest Men In The NFL
Eli will apparently become one of the highest paid players in the league after new deal is finalized. [National Football Post] -
#elimanning
Young Eli Manning Can't Overcome His Bad Touch
Some blame Tom Coughlin for the Giants ineptitude yesterday, but young Eli is no longer the fair-haired Super Bowl hero. The New York media examines the carnage at the Meadowlands. More » -
#elimanning
Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
You'd figure that Page Six would have surveillance video of the alleged Eli/Abby lapdance like they did for Antonio Pierce. Alas. More » -
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#perhapsyoushouldphrasethatdifferently
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#newyorkgiants
The Giants Celebrate Their Title An Hour Away (In Traffic) From Their Home Field
Tons of people headed to lower Manhattan today to cheer on a team from New Jersey. It's nice to see Eli so nattily dressed. That guy's gonna get cool yet! More » -
#superbowlxlii
Eli Manning Plays With Your Perceptions Of Reality
As amazing as Eli Manning was last night, it might have behooved someone on the Giants, whether it was a PR person or just an assistant coach, to inform him that when you win the Super Bowl, you're supposed to take your pads off before you put on the championship T-shirt. Doofy fella kept those pads on the whole night. We bet he's still wearing them. More » -
#superbowlxlii
Your Shocking Super Bowl Champion New York Giants
OK, we could watch football for the next 20 years, and we're not sure we'd ever see a play as amazing and improbable and insane and ridiculous and surreal and let's-face-it-gang batshit crazy as watching Eli Manning escape that sack and David Tyree make that catch. And then Manning finds Plaxico ... and ... well, what can else can you say but: Holy shit. Eli Manning, guys: Eli Freaking Manning. More »
