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more about #endorsements more comments → David Hume: Now, if there were just some way to sell Michael Phelps to Zed and the Gimp. more » UkraineNotWeak: Meanwhile, Kia has signed Bode Miller. more » ClintonPortishead: The Mazda 6 is the greatest car of all-time because it can drive forwards AND backwards. more » Doyle McPoyle: For relaxing times, make it Suntory time. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The problem with Chongqing Changan Automobile Co. is that they don't have a pool table, and internet connection and something to eat like Ray Catena. more » Gourmet Spud: Proposed tagline: "What do Michael Phelps and Japanese cars have in common? Mashed-up grills." more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: There's no way Phelps' Mazda commericals could ever top Damon Jones' shoe ads: + Watch video more » Enthused_But_Fired: Thank goodness for Rosetta Stone, otherwise that would have been a pretty linguistically foolish investment for Mazda. more » MattinglysSideburns: I wonder how Phelps' long-lost twin brother, Carlos Tevez, feels about his corporate whoredom. more » -
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Michael Phelps' Sacred Mission: To Sell Japanese Cars In China
Michael Phelps Inc.™® is returning to Beijing, this time to provide every man, woman and child with a brand new car. Expect gas here to be $9 per gallon by next year. More »
