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more about #england more comments → Kid Canada: Sure, but do their wives underline the fuck scenes for them? #watercoolerfodder more » David Hume: The Tampa Bay Lightning got their yucks from a good-old fashioned game of "strip shootout," "That shit's off the hook, right?" - A. Jones. #watercoo... more » UkraineNotWeak: According to the rules, both the stick blade and the penis cannot be bent more than a quarter of an inch. #watercoolerfodder more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: My eyes!!! The visor does nothing! #watercoolerfodder more » Steve U: All this and more in the new Stag Films' release, The Man Advantage. #watercoolerfodder more » Hustler of Culture: Their sticks are bent at the end... Also, where is the #nightmarefuel tag? #watercoolerfodder more » Steve U: "This bloke sure looks like he's 'ad a pint or two in his day, eh gov'nuh?" more » Matt Sussman: "Correction: Tony La Russa is the team coach of the Saint Louis Cardinals, who led the Baseball Major League in sticky wickets." more » Barry Petchesky: Yes, I know they're tied for most after last season, but I'm on a strict word limit here, people. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Now performing weeknights at the Stratosphere, James "Not So" Brown! more » Weed Against Speed: You can always tell which one is the head cricket player by his dirty knees. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Are these guys pro athletes or the guys who deliver mozzarella cheese to pizza places in Brooklyn? more » HockeyMountain: In any great adventure, that you don't want to lose, victory depends upon the people that you choose. So, listen, Austrailia darling, closely to this ... more » UpstateUnderdog: jazz hands! more » Steve U: there's Americans on the moon? Well, just clones of Americans. And they don't know that yet. So please don't tell them. more » -
#watercoolerfodder
Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#mlb
England's Baseball Acumen Is Spot-On
"Twitter has decided to act after Tony La Russa, the coach of an obscure American baseball team, launched a legal action over a fake account." They've got the 2nd most championships, like obscure English soccer team Manchester United. [Daily Mail] -
#wakeupdeadpsin
Crumpet? I Hardly Know It!
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#wakeupdeadspin
The Few. The Proud. The Lingerie'd.
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#nfl
Scott Pioli Takes Over The Chiefs
The Patriots once untouchable VP of Personnel has signed on to be the next general manager of the Kansas City Chiefs. [National Football Post] -
