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more about #ericbyrnes more comments → Karlifornia: The NBA equivalent of this would be "Ain't No Fun" more » Bobby Big Wheel: If Beckham really wanted Chicago girls to swoon over him, he'd enter to this gem: more » Artie Fufkin: BS, Johnson was using this while Beckham was still playing here in Birmingham. BTW, Beckham also bequeathed the use of the song to another Sox prospe... more » businessorleisure: The lyrics are so vague, it's hard to tell what they mean. Anyone have the inside scoop? more » AuthenticDEEE: I better not start seeing cataract glasses in the outfield! more » Fogg: "I think we all know that this will never really catch on until Alyssa Milano starts using one." I believe the model she endorses is called "Your team... more » Hatey McLife: Byrnes then allowed Makkar to relieve that pinched nerve with an "internal back massage". more » ClintonPortishead: I think we all know that this will never really catch on until Alyssa Milano starts using one. I guess we won't be seeing any Trojan ads on the outfie... more » David Hume: I never thought "hamstring" had potential for use as a humorous euphemism until saw my cat get an erection. more » Her?: Hey, those of use who grind our teeth at night can appreciate a good mouth guard. Dental nerds unite! more » Bobby Big Wheel: So THAT's where I left my retainer. more » Paper Cut: Have we not learned purple is an evil color. Purple People EaterPurple Nurple and of course the dreaded, Purple Prose. more » I Party With Smoot: That's one stylish softball jersey he's wearing in that photo, too. more » MattinglysSideburns: "I originally started wearing it because our trainers thought it could possibly help my hamstring," the Diamondbacks outfielder said. I thought Dr. Le... more » -
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Big Leaguers Just Wanna Use Gordon Beckham's Love Tonight
Everyone wants a piece of Gordon Beckham. And by everyone, I mean, of course, the throngs of Chicago women wearing his T-shirt jersey and his fellow big leaguers who are copping his swoon-worthy at-bat music. More » -
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New Mouth Guard Is Effective, And Most Importantly, Stylish
Look closely the next time Eric Byrnes steps in the batter's box. Focus in on his face, examine his mouth. Do you see it? Um no, I refuse to do this. Next question? More » -
