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more about #espnconversations more comments → Carmen McFanzone: Jared is truly that rare individual who has the power to unite us all. more » ArkansasFred: It's better than Ronald from the subway, who tries to throw pee on people during the morning rush. more » Bunkie Perkins: Jared, do ducks eat for free at Subway? more » awall25: I was on a flight from ATL to LA with Jared once. He was literally on the phone until the last possible moment and was immediately back on it again as... more » André Roussimoff: Is Football Scientist KC Joyner the relative who gave Flo Jo all her roids? more » Weed Against Speed: They were planning on having Billy Mays appear, but due to recent cutbacks at ESPN, the Caps Lock keys on all keyboards at HQ have been removed and sold. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Is Jared wearing those Buddy Holly glasses in honor of The Day The Music Died, or is he just a douche? more » Jews For Purple Jesus: As long as that member you're chatting with doesn't belong to Culpepper. If it is, watch out for syphillis. more » Sports-Pun: The choices for ESPN Chats are really submarining.. more » Greek McPapadopoulos: I'm lost without "Suggested Chat Questions". more » Katni: Oooh! I have a question for Jared! How in the FUCK have you managed to parlay eating sandwiches into- what, 10 years now?- of fame and ubiquity? How??... more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Oooh! Oooh! Jared, over here! I have a question: Heads or tails? more » Civil Negligence: Jared was actually a better looking man when he was morbidly obese. more » Weed Against Speed: Jared from Subway and the Detroit Lions? Makes sense. Both waited far too long to drop dead weight. /try the veal more » StuScott Booyahs: Another "MORE MEAT" shouting match? more » -
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ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
Wait, a chance to chat with a member of the Detroit Lions AND Jared from Subway, on the same day? This truly is the greatest country there ever was. [ESPN Chat Schedule]
