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more about #evanlongoria more comments → UkraineNotWeak: "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chris Berman. I was getting blow jobs from PAs when you will still trying to figure out the rules of Duck Duck Goose." more » metroville: Nice of Berman to pick Evan up at the airport. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Dan Rather feels your pain, Boomer. Imagine Dan's outrage when Lee Harvey Oswald shot at JFK and not him! more » sir_pantsalot: You're with me plaid skirt. No? Okay. You're with me business coat. No? Okay You're with me backwards cap. No? okay You're with me orange crowd contro... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: don't say "inside the Evan Longoria Parker." don't say "inside the Evan Longoria Parker." don't say "inside the Evan Longoria Parker." don't say "insi... more » sir_pantsalot: Wow! He has one chin for every decade he has been in the business. more » Kid Canada: That is so rude, so GOD DAMN RUDE! HASN'T ANYONE HERE WORKED FOR THE PAPARAZZI BEFORE? more » Karlifornia: Berman then looked directly into the camera and said "Black Eyed Peas producer Will.I.Am is a faggot." more » ClickClickThud: Infected? Is it oozing blue pus like Tony Romo's tongue? more » Silky John-STON!: I heard you can give him a broken finger too, if you punch him in the nose. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: if it was an infected wrist, forearm and elbow, then I'd tell Longoria to stop hanging out with Audrey Hollander. more » sir_pantsalot: If you end with a clockwise swirl on some of Clememns old road beef you will be lucky to come away with only one infected finger. more » Karlifornia: I hope this guy "Fected" at least got a dinner from Longoria first. more » -
#duan
Baseball Season Won't Die
While the season is over for Schlongoria and company, there's still a bit of business left to settle in the AL Central before the playoffs start. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
Or is he? The "You spend 30 years in the business..." line seemed a little genuine. I wonder if Evan Longoria even knew who he was? [TMZ] -
#mlballstargame
How Does One Get An Infected Finger?
That's what happened to Evan Longoria. So All-Star game: Longoria out, Figgins in. Not a euphemism. [ESPN]
