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more about #evgenimalkin more comments → P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Oh, sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed. #watercoolerfodder more » AzureTexan: The Chicago Tribune: All the News That's Fit to Shit. #watercoolerfodder more » HockeyMountain: Dear Pittsburgh You're ok. Congrats. Signed, Every Avs fan P.S. Suck it you carpetbagger who left Pittsburgh for Detroit and more money and a chance t... more » Trot Nixons Hat: Oh, and Dash, I hate to tell ya, but Crosby was in the handshake line. We got a great shot of Babcock shaking his hand and congratulating him on air. more » Pesti-Esti: Yeah!? You think you're so great Pittsburgh!? The Tigers beat the Pirates. So there! /denial //congrats though. more » Hockeymom: Congrats Penguins. Congrats Pittsburgh. My happiness for you is tempered by the fact that I will never, ever get to see another North Stars game again... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What is he hanging on to? Well, probably his multimillion dollar salary, private chef and executive washroom. more » J-No: I am pretty sure you can get Herpes from the Stanley Cup. more » Peter Cavan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I should have gone out to a bar. Watching my team win a title while I'm home alone isn't as much fun as I thought. more » Matt Sussman: "Detroit, sadly, will be boarded up and shipped to Borneo." Read that first as Bonnaroo. I like my idea better. more » Wawa: Seriously? No one has done a "In Soviet Russia Girlfriend Steals You" joke yet? more » Tobias Funke: Eh. I prefer this to the Michelle Malkin licking photo. more » Steve U: Crosby would've come out to the bar, but that Maniac Magee is a real page-turner. more » Kid Canada: To be fair, I have never been to a club without seeing some Gino sucking on some girl's face. more » David Hume: Evgeni Malkin doing that thing that slimy Russians do when they have too much to drink. Fail to clean the puke off their shirt before beginning a 10 ... more » -
#watercoolerfodder
SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
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#stanleycupfinals
Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
All of Pittsburgh's troubles as a shrunken post-war manufacturing center are over now that the city has its third Stanley Cup championship and its second major sports title this year. Detroit, sadly, will be boarded up and shipped to Borneo.
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#wakeupdeadspin
Evgeni Malkin Is Here To Steal Your Girlfriend (Updated Update)
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#nhl
Why Can't Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin Just Get Along?
The Penguins and Capitals square off again tonight and this growing rivalry may have just the kind of storyline the NHL needs to get some buzz going—an old world Russian blood feud. More »
