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more about #facebookmessage more comments → UkraineNotWeak: Barack must open his Inauguration speech with the phrase "Excuse me while I whip this out." more » Karlifornia: George W. Bush is black? more » Doyle McPoyle: Hey...it worked in Blazing Saddles. more » Artie Fufkin: I am glad I wasn't the only one with retarded friends who had stupid Facebook status updates Tuesday. more » Adonis: Darwinism still works, Texas... Fat, drunk, and stupid CAN get through life, but damnit if natural selection isn't going to weed some of you guys out. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: We have a singer in the White House? Don't worry, bud, he won't ruin your American Idol hopes... more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Why would anyone be so evil to want to hunt a Tigger? So what if they don't like honey, their bottoms are made of springs. more » Chamomiles Davis: Looks like we have a c$%&er in the doghouse. more » the earl of weaver: I don't think Bucky here is the one to blame. Thinking back I don't recall one member of his mother Carol's show that wasn't white. more » Rob Iracane: This is just like the time I Twittered that John Quincy Adams was a "repulsive pedant" back in eighteen-dickety-two. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: "all the hunters gather up, we have a #$%&er in the whitehouse" I don't see what the big deal is. He clearly wasn't referring to the White House. ... more » Steve U: Also; I'm beginning to lose my hostility towards Facebook. It's turning out to be a tremendous tool for weeding out the truly incompetent before they ... more » FEAST: people who annoy you... NAGGERS! more » Steve U: But...a lot of US Presidents have been fathers! more » Return of DaOtter: Wow. You can't even be racist in Texas anymore?! About 30,000 people read this story and had to find a new hobby. more »
