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more about #failure more comments → Silent Q: The one guy in the above picture making eye contact with Isiah is teaching him how to diagram a play. #isiahthomas more » Phintastic: A couple incidents like this, and I'm worried his daughter may try to off herself again. #isiahthomas more » Stev D: But we were gonna give Russell Branyan that money...and then some! #newyorkmets more » crazyjoedavola: And once again, the MSM nailed the story months ago. [www.nypost.com] #newyorkmets more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: They're probably going to have to return the money. Will they have to forfeit their championship... oh wait. Mets, right, I forgot. #newyorkmets more » MattinglysSideburns: Fonzie schemer Donny Most once made $48 signing autographs in a Long Island VFW Hall. #newyorkmets more » Civil Negligence: Quick! Donate it to the Steve Phillips Defense Fund! #newyorkmets more » Steve U: So the Mets have to return their Madoff money, but Steinbrenner gets to keep all those profits from running slaves across the Middle Passage? Talk ab... more » X-tacle: I may be colorblind, but even I am amazed that every player has been out the whole season. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: TJ/ Omar Minaya announces hiring of Dr. Anna Pou as Team Physician. /TJ more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I'd enjoy the misery of the L.A. Clippers told through Venn diagrams. more » DirkToberFest: Bobby Kielty (pretend this line is red) ============================= Shitty Player more » roland_t_flakfizer: At least the Mets returned from a road trip with more men than Napoleon. more » Civil Negligence: For a moment there, I thought the chart tracked the increasing size of Wright's helmet. more » Gourmet Spud: ...no club inspires such rigorously detailed postmortems. Unless you were one of Studio 54's forensic accountants. more » -
#collegebasketball
Isiah Thomas Can't Even Lose Properly
You'd think that someone with as rich and variegated a history of failure as Isiah Thomas would have the etiquette of losing down pat. But we are speaking of Isiah Thomas here. The man is a failure even at failure. More » -
#mlb
A Season Of Failure, Cont'd
Good news: This now looks to be a touch overstated. Mets owners actually made about $48 million in dealings with Ponzi schemer Bernard Madoff. Bad news: They're probably going to have to return the money. [Bloomberg] -
#mlb
A Season Of Failure, Graphical Edition
A visually oriented Mets fan does a great Edward Tufte number on his team's injury-ridden, hell-spawn season. The best thing you can say about the Mets now is that no club inspires such rigorously detailed postmortems. Amazin'! [seanengelhardt.com] -
#lakers
A Sober Examination Of The Lakers' Game 6 Loss
From today's LA Times: "Failure of epic proportions," "failure," "crushing," "terrible, "stunning," "unexplainable," "so awful," "painful," "really tough to watch," "a word that ... starts with 'E' and ends with 'G'," "THIS IS EMBARRASSING." [LAT]
