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more about #fantasyfootball more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: Addendum to Godwin's law: The first person to mention fantasy football in a discussion of the analysis of real football loses all credibility in the d... more » rulesboy: Maybe someday this guy will get a clue and realize what's really important. more » safarihat12: Unfortunately, for those of us in Buffalo, a 98 year old man owning a football team is far from being "fantasy football". #fantasyfootball more » Steve U: Barbara King, 87, of Quincy said she joined the house league because football was her favorite professional sport. "Baseball is too slow,'' she said. ... more » HazelMaesLandingStrip: Upon being forced to draft the St. Louis Rams, Phyllis began to refuse food, medicine and water. #fantasyfootball more » AC_Titticock: As the person who wrote the ad, I thought I would answer the questions/statements that were posed: 1: "Why do you need them to wrestle underneath a ... more » SpicyMeatball: This post made the rounds last year. Someone just re-posted it on Craigslist. more » Paul.B.Dodd: Why do you need them to wrestle underneath a glass table? This reminds me of an episode of Comedy Central's Drawn Together........ more » Hit Bull Win Steak: I'm not sure if this destroyed or restored my faith in humanity? more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Today is tomorrow. It happened. We went over this last year. more » Karlifornia: Last year when I posted this ad we received an offer from a female who simply had no legs Just cut off her arms and make it a Babushka theme more » Kid Canada: Not pictured: Brett Favre, havin' fun out there. more » roland_t_flakfizer: "Drew pulls out more references to a hammer than a Nigerian dentist during a molar extraction." more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Tommy Craggs thinks this podcast is cruel and inhumane. Not because it is about football, but rather because of Drew's incessant stammering. more » Tully Blanchard Enterprises: Ah yes, fantasy football, D&D for dorks who don't want to be called nerds more » -
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Maurice Jones-Drew To Miss Fantasy Playoffs Because Of His Brilliant Play
Are you one of the 10,000 (ESPN) fantasy GMs who lost because MJD took a knee rather than score a touchdown? Well, so is he. But remember, he had 145 yards and a TD anyway, so quit bitching. [ESPN] -
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Old People Fantasy Football Is Adorable
A Massachusetts nursing home has started a fantasy football league for its residents, to give them something to do on Sundays. If their teams are anything like mine, that "something to do" is likely "wishing for death." More » -
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A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
You might've missed this fantasy football draft over the weekend, and it's your loss. Like many, it took place in a hotel room. But unlike most, it featured those two magic little words: midget strippers. More » -
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Does Fantasy Football Insurance Signal The End Of Days?
Fantasy sports have crept their way into every aspect of our sporting lives, but we have finally crossed the line from mania into madness. When you can buy injury insurance for your fantasy football players, we're through the looking glass. More » -
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Your Fully Engorged NFC Fantasy Football Preview
This week's Deadcast guest is Andy Behrens from Yahoo's Roto Arcade. (Listen here, iTunes here.) And once again, we go all killer, no filler.
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Think Fantasy Football Can't Be Corrupt? Your Move, America's Mayors
Are bragging rights in your fantasy football league a big deal? Try Yahoo's Mayoral Face-Off, in which 12 mayors from around the country finally decide once and for all, which is America's greatest city: Sacramento or Buffalo! More » -
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Your Supremely Violent AFC Fantasy Football Preview
This week's fucking Deadcast guest is fucking Andy Behrens from fucking Yahoo! (Listen here, iTunes here.) FUCKTASTIC! Together we have produced, by far, the most useful fucking Deadcast to date.
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Fantasy Football: The Musical Needs Your Help
Although this story does not contain tiny Mexican wrestlers nor furries, it's still undeniably batshit. A NYC theater group is in search of stage actors to portray Bill Simmons, Matthew Berry, and J-Bug for an upcoming fantasy football musical. Kapow! More » -
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#duan
Yeah, You Hate To See That Happen
Everybody hates to hear other people's fantasy football stories, but for those of us who play it, the one discovered by Peter Schrager over Esquire.com is pretty hilarious in its over-reportedness. More »
