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more about #fearofcommitment more comments → vamusical: You missed my favorite part of the quote: "Because if somebody wants a child - man, that's the greatest gift you can give to a woman." Well I'm a woma... more » uninspired: He was turned off after finding out she in fact did not just wanna have some fun. more » Jefferson Tardship: This post reminds me of the ex I had who tried to jerk me off with a turkey baster. more » Hatey McLife: If you think she is a baby-craving Crow, you should see Russell after he hasn't eaten due to a three day coke bender. more » David Hume: I clicked the Fear of Commitment fully expecting a Zach Greinke or Herschel Walker article. Nothing. more » TheStarterWife: priapic Matt Leinart What an elegant way to call someone a giant dick. more » wonderlic---myballs: Manny's not a nagger Careful who you call a nagger, Mark. Also, careful you call a black guy who renegs on a bet. I learned this the hard way. more » Fatty_B: Deadspin Jeopardy: This is what a douchebag names his three children from a previous marriage. more » ScientificMapp: Why is Lance kissing Martina Navratilova? more » Kid Canada: Everything was fine until she decided that they should role play a little bit. more » .357: Lance is just feeling a bit insecure about his baby maker. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: the sacred ugly-bumping bond between four-hundred-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong Did the French take away two of Lance's Tour wins or some... more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: But I thought all she wanted to do was have some fun. What a lying bitch. more » Gourmet Spud: Manny's not a nagger. No, but he's still a person who annoys me. more » -
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Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
Yes, we know: You've been incontinent with suspense about what rent asunder the sacred ugly-bumping bond between four-hundred-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow, the singer who had that song that time. More »
