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more about #fenwaypark more comments → Fawn Liebowitz: Let me count the ways--ultimately, the seats are made for people who weigh 120-150, the "concourse", on a summer day, is like the bowels of hell, the ... more » DeepFriar: Unless you're a jockey, you'll be eating your knees for 4 hours. Every car with a "Save Fenway Park" bumper sticker should be run off the road more » CrazyNyceDave: "Next up: The New York Mets' Citi Field. Got any horrible experiences to share?" /Looks at standings. Yeah, a couple. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: You might notice that parking isn't mentioned because trying to drive to Fenway park is a terrible idea. But hey at least there is a tequila bar for ... more » lukeoneil47: It's possible that, much like a child walking into the middle of a film, I have no frame of reference here, since I have lived mostly in MA my entire ... more » metroville: Parking spots pictured are actual size. more » SatiKablamy: Who cares what you think? No boston fans do! Fenway has history, and it's just a friggen ballpark where baseball is played! how can you seriously hate... more » Silent Q: I took the remains of my half-eaten hot dog and hit him square in the head with it. That hot dog probably cost $12. Have you no concept of money? My... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: "My team is no longer a national laughing stock and as a result of overexposure is subjected to taunts and gross generalizations!! This angers me!!" more » Clarence Rosario: the most literary-minded regional chauvinists in the Union Diane Chambers in Behind The Green Monster. more » Rasselas: You forgot to call Boston racist. Now you have to start all over again. more » ScientificMapp: and had to listen to what amounted to three weeks worth of Cathy comics while we tried to watch the damn game Wha? No way. Guys from Boston hate ch... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Followed by those two words nobody wants to hear and the abysmal song that follows. Fackin' Commie. more » Sports-Pun: People from New York talking about "New England exceptionalism" is like al-Qaeda talking about how crazy those Taliban guys are.. more » Steve U: Nothing — with the possible exception of flowers, springtime and the 3rd Earl of Pembroke — has inspired as much gooey bad poetry and aphoristic n... more » -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The Boston Red Sox's Fenway Park. More » -
#nhl
Hockey Game At Fenway Park To Be Wicked Cold
Bruins officially announce that they will host the Flyers in Fenway Park for next year's Winter Classic, but they'll really have to fling it to get a puck over the Green Monster. [Herald] -
#whimsy
Free Fenway Tickets To The Person Who Loves America The Most
Do you want presumably good seats to a Red Sox game at Fenway? All you have to do is convince the son of a failed presidential candidate that you hate socialism—and maybe make a small donation! More » -
#nhl
Fenway On Ice
Sources say the Boston Bruins will host next year's Winter Classic at Fenway Park. If someone doesn't get checked into the Green Monster, I'll want my money back. [Puck Daddy] -
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#worldseries
Ready Or Not, Here Come The Red Sox
Say what you will about the sometimes unhealthy hold that the Boston Red Sox have on their fans ... but the picture above looks really, really fun. More »
