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more about #fifththirdburger more comments → Senators Lost Cojones: Your move, Chestnut. more » Hatey McLife: Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger I had the opposite reaction to this: more » Bobby Big Wheel: Who did Landis narrowly edge to win the contest? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. more » Brazil Thrill: "Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it," said Sean Salisbury. more » BlazingWithPhelps: "...to become the first Fifth Third Burger challenge winner..." And wait a second--he did it in the fourth! more » ThePiratesFan: How is Kruk not covering/involved in this story? more » NoPracticoBurress: This idea was obviously an homage to the West Alabama Whitehoods Three Fifths burger made popular in the 1960s. more » Karlifornia: "It's scary, almost," said 12-year-old Aaron Wisner, of Grand Rapids. Women were mortified. "Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a pictur... more » Hatey McLife: Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it This is in my autobiography as "Chapter 8: The day I lost my virginity." more » -
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Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
The official unveiling of the West Michigan Whitecaps' immense 5,000-calorie Fifth Third Burger on Thursday stirred up a variety of emotions, but the following quote is by far my favorite: More »
