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more about #floridainternationalgoldenpanthers more comments → Silent Q: The one guy in the above picture making eye contact with Isiah is teaching him how to diagram a play. #isiahthomas more » Phintastic: A couple incidents like this, and I'm worried his daughter may try to off herself again. #isiahthomas more » Gravy: "Who does that bitch Naia think she is, anyway?" - Isiah, after the game. #isiahthomas more » Phintastic: Marvin Roberts and Phil Gary Jr. both scored 15 points for FIU, which opens the regular season Monday at No. 6 North Carolina At least they should be... more » AzureTexan: According to the Book of Isiah, 24:3, "FIU will be completely laid waste and totally plundered, for the Coach himself has spoken this word." #isiahthomas more » David Hume: I'm going to make a bronze casting depicting that photo. I shall call it "The Stinker." #isiahthomas more » Juancho: Figures that Isiah would be the only person in 2009 still susceptible to getting RickRollied. #isiahthomas more » TomahawkFlop: He should probably kill himself now. #isiahthomas more » ArkansasFred: Rollie Massimino knows how to win championships: pounds and pounds of uncut Colombian. #isiahthomas more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Isiah Rider continues his formula for siphoning gas at highway rest stops. #isiahthomas more » StuScott Booyahs: I have the solution: Get rid of Marbury. #isiahthomas more » ClueHeywood: FIU got what it paid for. #isiahthomas more » Barry Lutz: Thomas further commented, "I've been on the losing side for a while now - the CBA, the Knicks, sexual harassers - and I felt it was time I finally got... more » HockeyMountain: Isaiah can't pull out. This is Cancer's best chance for a victory vs the Coaches since it's last victory in 1993. more » ClueHeywood: Isiah still has bitter memories of the "Coaches v. Browne-Sanders" benefit. more » -
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Isiah Thomas Can't Even Lose Properly
You'd think that someone with as rich and variegated a history of failure as Isiah Thomas would have the etiquette of losing down pat. But we are speaking of Isiah Thomas here. The man is a failure even at failure. More » -
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Isiah Thomas Continues His Formula For Success
Florida International begins its march to the upper echelon of D-I basketball by playing its first exhibition game under their new head coach....and losing to an NAIA school coached by Rollie Massimino. Exactly as planned. [AP/SB/RTC] -
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FIU To Boycott Cancer Benefit Unless They Don't Have To Play Mean Old UNC
I believe Oddjack would have set the odds of Isiah Thomas causing controversy at Florida International at 0.5 games into his college coaching career. If you took the under, you are a winner. More » -
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Isiah Thomas Gets Right To Work Crushing Young Men's Dreams
High school forward Chris Rozier was set to sign up with Florida International's basketball program until a change came in the coaching staff. That new coach's first order of business? Withdrawing Rozier scholarship offer. More » -
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Isiah Thomas Is Florida International's Problem Now
Florida International stinks at basketball, so I guess they figured—if we're going to stink we might as well leave a spectacular stench all over the basketball world. That's the only explanation for hiring Isiah Thomas. More » -
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Isiah Thomas Is Never Going Away
Rumor has it that Florida Internationalwants tohas hired organizational wunderkind Isiah Thomas to be their new head basketball coach. Unbelievable. I guess FIU doesn't have a history department. [ESPN] -
