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more about #floridamarlins more comments → Steve U: Thus spawning a legion of Sean West-related Quizzo team names across the Delaware Valley. more » Chamomiles Davis: "This motherf——- was laying on the ledge with his flip-flops on," Penny says as the girls tried to make their friend feel better. Brain was unava... more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: "I don't show nobody up on the field. You showed me up on the field! I never do that to nobody," Ramirez said, shouting now. That's when [Marlins man... more » ScientificMapp: The person who put this video on is a scumbag, especially focusing in on my daughter. -Robert Jameson, Las Vegas NV more » supermike5alive: you are so ??? more » Stev D: Can I use any of this for my book report on The Old Man and the Sea? more » ClueHeywood: Funny, I pray I don't have kids also. more » UkraineNotWeak: After the game, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and... more » ClueHeywood: Wait a minute. Right there...the guy in the Marlins jersey...is that William Ligue, Jr? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: She added "Joba Chamberlain should be in the bullpen!!! I mean what the hell is Girardi doin'?! Thanks for takin' my call." more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Trailer home reference? Check! Horrible childhood accusation? Check! Wish for a barren future? Check! Suggestion to acquire a life? Check! Use of ... more » UpstateUnderdog: Why does she keep mispelling "you"? However, to her credit she didn't use the caps lock for her message. more » ScientificMapp: So a family friend of Yankee Fan was on camera You know, my friends also stood by and filmed while I got my ass kicked on several occasions. Later o... more » Deadliest Crotch: Who fucking cares? more » Tiger_Tanaka: If teal is part of your team's colors, then you deserve to get punched in the face. more » -
#mlb
Philly Nightlife Too Much For Marlins Pitcher
Sean West is a nondescript pitcher on a nondescript Florida Marlins team. But his night on the town in Philadelphia this weekend? Well, it defies description. More » -
#mlb
Wes Helms Gets Off When You Fight
On Wednesday, a shouting match between Hanley Ramirez and Dan Uggla seemed to foretell the 2009 collapse of the Florida Marlins. The clubhouse was imploding along with the team's slim wild card hopes—just as Wes Helms had planned More » -
#brawls
Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
We received some new "information" about the Yankee Fan-Marlin Fan fight video you all enjoyed so much, and while we didn't really confirm any of it, it's only fair to (sorta) tell at least one side of the story.
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#brawls
Yankees-Marlins Fan Brawl Reveals Truth Of The Human Condition, With Punching
YouTube is filled with grainy cellphone videos of drunken bleacher brawls, but few capture the drama, action, suspense, and heartbreaking childhood trauma of this donnybrook from the Yankees-Marlins series. It's like the Citizen Kane of stadium fan fight clips. More » -
#brewersfan
Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
Last Wednesday, Marlins' rookie Chris Coghlan hit his first career homerun. He didn't anticipate trouble getting the ball back. Then again, he also didn't anticipate it being caught by professional ballhawk "THE HAPPY YOUNGSTER"! More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Now, Tell Me What You See When You Open Up Your Hands?
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#mlb
Marlins Re-Branding To Appeal To "Back To The Future II" Fans
The Marlins have finally won approval for a new stadium, which means they will become the Miami Marlins when the stadium opens in 2012. Because screw Florida. [Krisl.org] -
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#2008divisionpreviews
Your NL East "Preview"
As mentioned in New York Magazine this week, the Mets have a promotional flyer that says "It's Time For A Little Revenge." As NY Mag pointed out ... hey, you're the ones who choked. More »
