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more about #floydmayweather more comments → Starburied: If only my girlfriend had a similar clause. Zing! Well, you can always downgrade from the original Fleshlight to the lighter, more portable model. more » Steve U: at 300k per pound Well, that explains the $3 million life insurance policy Kate Moss has from Lloyds of London. more » FlakJack: Reached for comment, Jimmy the Greek noted, "Arum's right, you know. And until those skinheads start breeding for size and strength, MMA will never ha... more » Gravy: "GMA is nothing but skin tips, home essentials. It's garbage." - Matt Lauer more » Hatey McLife: Arum also complained that boxers' training diets no longer contain Dodo egg smoothies. more » ClintonPortishead: It's horrible. Guys rolling around like homosexuals on the ground. Wasn't that Custer's official recap of Little Big Horn? more » Civil Negligence: held a press conference at Yankee Stadium today to announce a fight that's taking place in Las Vegas Rumor has it Mo Green is strong-arming him. more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Skinheaded homosexuality is the only way to prevent the future gooback boxers from coming back and taking our jobbbbs! more » Beer-Fart: There is nothing at all gay about a champion boxer wearing women's fishnet lingerie. more » FlakJack: Hmm. When did I have chipotle? more » Greek McPapadopoulos: Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste. more » sir_pantsalot: That is much safer that drinking the water. more » UpstateUnderdog: Plus it's great for sore throats. more » Cheesasaurus: Marquez was quoted as saying, "it's sterile and I like the taste." more » Stev D: You're gunna drink urine and piss vitamins! more » -
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Floyd "Fatty" Mayweather Fined For Performance Enhancing Blubber
Floyd Mayweather weighed 146 pounds at yesterday's weigh-in, 2 pounds over the stipulated limit for tonight's fight against Juan Marquez. The flub(ber) will cost him 600k, at 300k per pound...If only my girlfriend had that clause. Zing! [ESPN] -
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Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
If boxing wants to win the war against MMA, you know what it needs more of? Grumpy old white guys willing to provide insulting, homophobic, possibly racist rants about its rival audience. Take it away, Bob Arum! More » -
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Wait ... Is That Boxer Drinking His Own Urine?
Yep. He sure is. That's Juan Manuel Marquez, who apparently ends his workouts by pissing into a cup and the chug-a-lugging the whole thing. I think HBO may be taking this "24/7" thing too far. More » -
