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more about #flyingbaseballbats more comments → OnBiasPercentage: George Brett will supervise. more » Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Alyssa Milano has already applied for the job of Major League Wood Inspector. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats. more » Jefferson Tardship: Does this mean Selig is going to use a bat race to determine home field for the 2009 World Series? more » Doyle McPoyle: Will they be using outsports.com's MLB wood tracking system? more » Matt_T: a process that has a lot to do with determining the quality and slope of the wood's grain." They will find that the lowest quality of wood is Kerry. more » Tuffy: Also, Bernie the Brewer's slide will become an elevator. Safety first! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Methinks plaid shirt/twins hat is overreacting. more » Karlifornia: When Kaz Tadano steps up to the plate, it's a Shiancoe, or it's nothin'. more »
