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more about #for more comments → heartbreakturnip: SO the cop and I and another girl are just standing there and I apologize to her and tell her how good she looks with a gun and we walk back to heckle... more » NordoftheBlings: Story contains one more black guy & 24 more (potentially) attractive women than I saw in an entire winter at Tahoe. more » Ho Tran Brasky: Rick Rhoden's a machine. He's like Michael Jordan, if Jordan retired from the Birmingham Barons and proceeded to dominate the MTV Rock 'n' Jock Basket... more » BruschisBrewsky: and I apologize to her and tell her how good she looks with a gun Oh, sure, but when I say it I get pistol whipped and booked for sexually harassing ... more » Gourmet Spud: So I do! The last time I heard those words, they were preceded by "I'm afraid of dying alone, and I'm not getting any younger..." more » MarkKelsosMigraine: MJ is laughing so hard because it was white. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: police comes up the to 5 boat barge and tells the girls that "they might as well have a sign that says stupid bachelorette party this would be place... more » Gourmet Spud: It was six feet when she threw it in the ocean, and two and a half when she pulled it back out. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I'm still waiting for someone to explain why the lead singer of Midnight Oil was at the beach. more » HockeyMountain: After all that, why do I get the feeling more inflatable penises will be infiltrating televised sporting events in the near future? This is only the b... more » I Party With Smoot: Yet nobody can get rid of the giant inflatable penis ESPN had hosting the Home Run Derby? more » ArkansasFred: Too bad you couldn't get a screengrab and had to use stock footage of me walking around the Côte d'Azur. more » Fogg: "We were the talk of the town.!" (i.e. "I bet I could bang that girl holding the six foot cock") more » ClueHeywood: The writer? You guessed it: Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. more » Tiger_Tanaka: Once again, Charles fails to shock me, and makes me love him a little bit more. more » -
#sadwhimsy
Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
Many will remember this year's American Century Championship for Tony Romo's valiant efforts and Rick Rhoden's continued dominance of the tournament, but the big, bright shining star of Saturday's action was a six-foot dong peeking over Michael Jordan's shoulder. More » -
#charlesbarkley
Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Well, this is...interesting. The police report from Charles Barkley's DUI arrest was released and it is easily one of the most fascinating/disturbing/mind-blowing things you'll ever read.
