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more about #france more comments → norbizness: I certainly hope that Irish fans don't do something completely out of character and drink to dull the pain of the loss. more » Brazil Thrill: Congratulations to France! And if they manage to knock off Brazil in an elimination game, I will personally hunt down BTO and give him a swift kick in... more » DirkToberFest: Unlike Americans who focus their hatred on convoluted things like not eating fast food and lack of censorship, the Irish hate simple things. So on to... more » UkraineNotWeak: I gather we now have the theme of U2's next album. more » Rhymenocerous: UEFA=Champions League FIFA=World Cup Not a huge deal, but if UEFA were to consider instant replay, it would have no bearing on World Cup play. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: We really missed dumping on those cheese eaters. Wait, now eating cheese is un-american? Just to be clear, in order to be patriotic, at Geno's stea... more » DirkToberFest: Jeez, Dash. It's Nowitzki. Get it right. We're in America, not Detroit. more » ArkansasFred: Even Big Ten Obsession can't defend this. /transparently baiting him //should have used a Gitane as bait. more » the earl of weaver: Five. Five Euro. Five Euro 1/3 meter long. more » ArkansasFred: the dude with the baguette on his hat is their secretary of defense! Walk softly and carry some bread for those spur of the moment countryside picnics. more » Phintastic: I know what I'm having for breakfast, FREEDOM TOAST. Suck it France. more » AzureTexan: Everybody's so focused on the baguette that they're missing the giant plaid house slipper on the other guy's head! This is the genius of the French. "... more » MattinglysSideburns: The last time a Frenchman raised his hand as high as Henry did, he was surrendering to Germany. more » roland_t_flakfizer: Typical french. Their team is so bad they can't even wear bags on their heads, they have to wear baguettes. more » Civil Negligence: the dude with the baguette on his hat is their secretary of defense I doubt that. We don't see him running with his back turned towards us. Damn, yo... more » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: France Haters
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like France, who finally regained their rightful place as Europe's most reviled country. We really missed dumping on those cheese eaters. More » -
#soccer
Old Logic: France Surrenders. New Logic: France Cheats
Ireland's World Cup dreams die, and France's live on, thanks to a goal that saw two strikers clearly offside, and a pair of blatant Thierry Henry handball assists to boot. The Irish, as you might expect, aren't taking this well. More » -
#cycling
The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
Here's a shocker from the cycling world: Team Astana—which featured the first- and third-place finishers at the Tour de France—is now under a doping investigation! I'm starting to think cycling might have a problem with drugs. [AFP/AP] -
#soccer
Nancy Boys Play Like ... Well, Nancy Boys
Look, when you play for a soccer team from a town named Nancy, headlines like this are inevitable. (What editor could resist?) Especially when you run away from swine flu like a team of little girls. [ESPN] -
#cycling
The French Will Not Let This Lance Armstrong Thing Go
Lance Armstrong has never failed a drug test and that makes French people insane, but like anyone with a good enough lawyer, they may have found a loophole to punish him anyway. More » -
