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    Hit Bull Win Steak: What they fail to tell you is that all the bathrooms now have $50 pay toilets. more »
    Weed Against Speed: Now at Twins games, you can shit and fuck in the Metrodome stalls at the same time. It's all about time management, people. more »
    David Hume: "That cheap fried food's terrible! It'll kill scores of people! Why do you serve it?" "It's very cheap." "Why?" "Well, about, all those people who... more »
    UkraineNotWeak: The Medivac at the Mayo Clinic is on high alert during all Twin home games. more »
    Kid Canada: I always assumed that the only team that sold non-alcoholic beer at games was the Utah Jazz. more »
    Weed Against Speed: Ha! Midwesterners - we're so much fatter compared to everywhere else in the country. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to kick this polar bear out of m... more »
    Hatey McLife: I heard Johnson and Johnson is going to recycle to roof of the Metrodome into stents for the all cardiovascular patients this creates. more »
    She Blinded Me With Violence: Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks... and a Dome Dog, and a bratwurst, and a hot dog, and a party bucket, and some nachos, and a pretzel, and a che... more »
    Ichiro Death Glare: All living Surgeons General collaborated on this once-in-a-lifetime special event. more »
    NordoftheBlings: Yum, the Puckett Bucket! more »
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    All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease

    One $34 ticket to a Twins game gets you a bleacher seat and free food — everything but beer and ice cream sundaes —so fans are loading up for their sleep-induced hibernation until Brett Favre arrives. [AP]