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Steve U: Barkley's "blond hair and good looks." Way to fact-check there, Mariotti. I have it on solid authority that Charles Barkley is a bald, pudgy black m... more »
Weed Against Speed: "The afternoon sun was orgasmic..." Al Gore blames the sun busting a nut on global warming. more »
Barry Lutz: Your move, Mr. Shanoff. more »
The Gizmo from Pismo: Predicting that a USC QB will be good in the Pete Carroll era. Hm. THAT is why Mariotti is king. more »
Weed Against Speed: As Mariotti points out, Matt isn't even "old enough to grow more than peach-fuzz stubble on his face." What about on his balls? Mariotti must be savi... more »
#mediameltdowns Click here to read Jay Mariotti Thinks USC’s Freshman QB Is Totally Cute

Jay Mariotti Thinks USC’s Freshman QB Is Totally Cute

It's not uncommon for sportswriters to have man-crushes on athletes, but when you lead with this Freudian slip, you're bound to raise some eyebrows: "The afternoon sun was orgasmic. … Yet nothing was more radiant than Matt Barkley's smile." More »
#football

And Let's Get The Late Night Off To A Rousing Start With More Naked Football Players In Provocative Poses

Since Deadspin has become an outpost for awkward, ridiculous, sexually suggestive college football team posters, I guess it was inevitable that one featuring (alleged) high school players would show up. Yay, NAMBLA. More »
#nfl Click here to read Smokin' Jay: Cutler Sure Does Clean Up Nicely

Smokin' Jay: Cutler Sure Does Clean Up Nicely

Judging by this month's Michigan Avenue Magazine, the new Bears quarterback wants to mount a serious challenge to Matt Ryan as the best-looking ball-slinger in the NFL. What else is he saying with these hot new looks? More »
#nfl

Matt Ryan Is A Handsome Man, Science Proves

The screeching teenyboppers at the Wall Street Journal bring word that Matt Ryan is the most knee-meltingly dreamy quarterback in the NFL. It's true because science says so. And believe it or not, this actually sort of matters. More »
#collegefootball

Tim Tebow And His Even Dirtier GQ Pictures

Click here to read Tim Tebow And His Even Dirtier GQ Pictures
The Sideline Princess shoot was fine, but those aren't even the naughtiest pictures of a Florida alum in GQ this month. The lurid full-page centerfold of a sweaty, shirtless Tim Tebow is positively filthy....and comes with drooling prose to match. More »
#lebronjames

TMZ Purchases LeBron Dunk Tape Before We Do

Click here to read TMZ Purchases LeBron Dunk Tape Before We Do
Yes. Purchased it. Because despite Nike's best efforts to keep this thing under wraps, another amateur videographer smart enough to not hand it over has been shopping it for weeks when it became apparent the world wanted to Witness. More »
#collegebaseball

All Big East Baseball Games Now Decided By Dance Off

#nba Click here to read John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation

John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation

What's that you say? You'd like to have your mind blown by Frankenstenian NBA theme-composer John Tesh rapping with all the lyrical skill of a 1989-era Fresh Prince suffering from a gaping head wound? More »
#duan

It Was Erin Andrews' 31st Birthday Yesterday

So, Deadspin reader Dan sent her/us a present: "You guys might have seen these before but I thought I would give it a shot, I found them on a USC football website." More »
#tonyromo

Vanity Fair Loves To Let The Famous Ladies Of Popular Quarterbacks Speak Honestly

#nfl

Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out

#whimsy

That headline is going to be a Google goldmine. [YouTube]

#jaycutler

Jay Cutler's Late Night Activities Prompt Furious Debate

Bears' general manager Jerry Angelo isn't worried about Jay Cutler's drinking . Former punky QB Jim McMahon says "It's the off season!" And now for Julia Allison's side of the story. More »
#announcements

Deadspin Special Guest Editor Days Are Here And Waiting For Your Approval

#tonyromo

Tony Romo's Life Just Got Upskirt And Personal

#whimsy

Easter In New Zealand Seems Festive

#andyroddick

Andy Roddick Will Marry Brooklyn Decker Next Weekend, Deucebag Says (Update)

#wakeupdeadspin

Barry Zito Controls The Universe

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
#duan

Your Easter Weekend NBA Man Meat

The 2008-09 Cleveland Cavaliers have earned a reputation as being not only an excellent basketball team but also a loose, fun-loving crew. This fun apparently includes drawing fake tattoos on each others' backs. More »
#barryzito

"It's cold in my room, but my Dutch oven warms me up..." [Pacman Jonesin']

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