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more about #geovanysoto more comments → SuccessBot: When did the Cubs have Peter North model their uniforms? more » Bobby Big Wheel: Just because it's legal in the Sunshine State doesn't mean it's OK. Haven't you ever heard of a California cheeseburger? more » Weed Against Speed: "Look, I have smoked dope one time in my life, and it didn't do a damn thing for me, and I never tried it again...." Fucking quitter. more » shea_guevara: it didn't do a damn thing for me Lou's outer shell of Pure Anger is so thick, not even weed can penetrate it. more » Civil Negligence: You know what else you can get from pharmacies in California, Lou? Onions. For that stretched out belt of yours. more » Gourmet Spud: That would explain the hypertension. more » Chamomiles Davis: You can't blame Soto. I had to smoke weed just to watch the WBC. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Dave Kingman's not here, man! more » Chuck Knoblockhead: "In the case of Doritos v Pizza Rolls Justice Soto finds in favor of neither and both will be sentenced to death by mastication." more » Karlifornia: Interesting that they replaced that fancy Gatorade machine with a Volcano Vaporizer. more » StuScott Booyahs: "I do not say this to minimize or deflect from my conduct and I fully understand the ramifications of my actions. I have and will accept any and all c... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Anything you'd like to add, Weed Against Speed? An apology to the children, maybe? more » Fatty_B: the Puerto Rican backstop So Geovany Soto is a concrete wall covered in graffiti in Washinton Heights? more » UkraineNotWeak: So I gather the Cubs, as a team, have been smoking weed for over a century. It explains so much. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: This explains all the uncontested steals against Puerto Rico. more » -
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Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
Pictured, Left to Right: Chicago Cubs catcher Geovany Soto and the sweet, sticky herb that he loves to burn and inhale into his lungs, an activity he somehow got caught doing around the time of the World Baseball Classic. More »
