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more about #germany more comments → ScientificMapp: Wow. BURN! I would not want to be a Nazi right about now! more » AzureTexan: Meanwhile, German sports authorities are searching the five boroughs for rightful record-holders Ira Javelinstein and Jonah Shotputterman. more » Astronaut Mike Dexter: Oh, and sorry about the whole "trying to wipe out your entire race" thing, too. Also what America said to Jim Thorpe, minus the whole "trying to" part. more » HelloCleaner: They also gave her an option: the medal, or grandma's old fillings. more » Whitey Fisk: I remember her from the brochure, "Famous Jewish Athletes" I read on an airplane. more » Gourmet Spud: The high jump record is quite revered in Germany, because it doesn't involve a Pole. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Spending every day walking over her own tits has helped her train for that big hurdles comeback. more » HelloCleaner: Does Godwin's Law allow for any comments on this post at all? Besides the obligatory F1RST, of course (not claiming I am, or anything). more » ClintonPortishead: Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis It's like Roman Polanski's life in reverse. more » Phintastic: "I used to hate everything German," she acknowledged. Suck it Nowitzki. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Tragically, the record was recognized and immediately wiped off the books when it was revealed that Margaret's track suit had white piping. /Baltimore'd more » Hatey McLife: A German footballer gets in trouble for turning his goal celebration into an advertisement for Red Bull. So he was up all night with heart palpitations? more » Doyle McPoyle: I don't even want to know how the team sponsored by Trojan is gonna up the ante here. more » PermanentInjuredReserve: I got a Chicago Fire jersey with "Best Buy" written on the front for my birthday. I now go around trying to sell people unnecessary shit when all they... more » -
#trackandfield
Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
Germany has finally recognized the national high jump record that was taken away from Margaret Bergmann Lambert in 1936 because she was Jewish. Oh, and sorry about the whole "trying to wipe out your entire race" thing, too. [NYPost] -
#soccer
Red Bull Gives You Product Placement
A German footballer gets in trouble for turning his goal celebration into an advertisement for Red Bull. Because advertising should only be done on jerseys, shoes, balls, fields, seats, every available blank space... [The Spoiler] -
