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more about #gettypic more comments → ninety_nine: Noted without comment. more » karion: So damn good. And Vancouver is a lot of things, but prissy isn't one of them. The border security, however, is disarmingly blunt and nosy. more » Kid Canada: Yes, Canadian border security is notoriously rigid and unbreakable... more » Tardy: These are the times I wish I knew Korean. more » Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: This experiment with guest editors is a success! more » MattGaymon: Yes I find Johnny Weir incredibly homoerotic. Overwhelmingly. The throat-slash vid, now that's a keeper. more » AzureTexan: One question: Why did Vancouver choose Randy, the coat-wearing kid from "A Christmas Story," as its Olympic mascot? more » Chris Hanson's Axe: (Have you met a Jets fan?) NY BIAS RAWR more » norbizness: I certainly hope that Irish fans don't do something completely out of character and drink to dull the pain of the loss. more » Brazil Thrill: Congratulations to France! And if they manage to knock off Brazil in an elimination game, I will personally hunt down BTO and give him a swift kick in... more » DirkToberFest: Unlike Americans who focus their hatred on convoluted things like not eating fast food and lack of censorship, the Irish hate simple things. So on to... more » UkraineNotWeak: I gather we now have the theme of U2's next album. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: We really missed dumping on those cheese eaters. Wait, now eating cheese is un-american? Just to be clear, in order to be patriotic, at Geno's stea... more » DirkToberFest: Jeez, Dash. It's Nowitzki. Get it right. We're in America, not Detroit. more » ArkansasFred: Even Big Ten Obsession can't defend this. /transparently baiting him //should have used a Gitane as bait. more » -
#olympicshames
Winter Of Discontent: Learning To Love The Vancouver Games
Did you know that the Jordan Palmer of amateur sports, the Winter Olympics, happens this February? It's OK — red-blooded sports fans can't possibly be expected to transition from the rough and tumble to Vancouver's prissy wonderland. Or can they? More » -
#smoochieboochies
Andy Murray Plays Video Games, Kim Sears Falls Asleep Unfulfilled
No. 4-ranked tennis player Andy Murray was unceremoniously dumped this weekend by ladyfriend Kim Sears. Apparently his "seven hours a day" video game habit was a factor behind the split. We've obtained an EXCLUSIVE TRANSCRIPT of the pair's final conversation: More » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: France Haters
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like France, who finally regained their rightful place as Europe's most reviled country. We really missed dumping on those cheese eaters. More » -
#weekendwinner
Peyton Manning Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Peyton Manning, who won the weekend when it was gift-wrapped with a pretty bow and handed to him by Bill Belichick. More » -
#nfl
NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards for an idiotic TD celebration Sunday, when he raised his right leg just like the doofuses in those Captain Morgan commercials. And yep, the awful rum maker was behind the whole thing. More » -
#collegefootball
Cheap Shots? That's Just The Way Georgia and Florida Play Football
There's been a lot of debate about Brandon Spikes' cat scratch fever on Washaun Ealey, but there's one point on which everyone seems to agree. Both Georgia and Florida play extremely dirty football and that's the way they like it. More » -
#duan
2009 World Series, Game One: It Begins
It's time to start the Greatest World Series Matchup Ever Imagined. Unless you hate the Yankees. Or the Phillies. Or Derek Jeter. Or if you're from Cleveland. But everyone else is going to love it. More » -
#nba
Excerpts From The Book The NBA Doesn't Want You To Read
As promised earlier, here are a handful of excerpts from David Stern's favorite book, Blowing the Whistle, by Tim Donaghy. More » -
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#nfl
Randy Hanson Keeps It In Perspective
After learning that former boss Tom Cable would not face charges for breaking his jaw, Hanson said: "It felt like the Rob Lytle fumble all over again." He's like the Al Davis of terrible analogies. [Yahoo] -
#badcalls
Tim McClelland Believes In His Heart That Nick Swisher Didn't Tag Up
Anyone else getting tired of umpires holding postgame press conferences to breakdown their poor decision making processes? It's bad enough we have to listen Joe Girardi explain his terrible bullpen moves, but this is getting out of hand. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Does This Look Foul To You?
Good thing that Major League Baseball adds two extra umpires to cover those close plays down the line in the playoffs. That way no one will have any grounds to complain that a bad call completely ruined their season. More » -
#lebronjames
Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
The flash, apparently official: Nike is now making the implausible case that the two hapless videographers at the LeBron James Skills Academy had flouted a longstanding, super-inviolate "no videotaping" commandment and therefore had to be frisked. More » -
#moneyball
Moneyball's Deep-Sixed
Break out the baseball puns! Columbia has dropped Steven Soderbergh's Moneyball adaptation like an overvalued, arbitration-eligible pitcher after a career year. Why, it's as if producers made a running, 20-foot backhand flip to cut down the movie at the plate. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Journalist Who Bravely Uncovered McGwire's (Perfectly Legal, Over-The-Counter) Drug Use Up For HOF Award
In 1998, the AP's Steve Wilstein spotted a bottle of legal supplements in Mark McGwire's locker. A decade of stupidity and Reefer Madness hysteria ensued, the Bill of Rights died a little, and now people think Wilstein belongs in Cooperstown. More » -
#golf
Someone Likes Vijay's Swing
The New York Times: "Then someone yelled at Vijay Singh on the third green, complimenting his posterior in bold, succinct language." Is this Times-speak for "nice ass"? [NYT] -
#ohiostatebuckeyes
Ohio State Fan Dots The "I" In Iranian Revolution
You've got to be kidding me. A young gentleman in Buckeye attire is now the poster child for freedom in Iran. Let's just hope the Revolutionary Guard doesn't recruit in Florida. [Photo: Oliver Laban-Mattei/AFP/Getty Images] -
#mlb
America's Verdict On Bud Selig's Draft Performance: "Boring LOL"
Poor Bud Selig can't walk in front of a camera without inspiring a visceral sort of loathing among, well, everyone. Case in point: last night, the baseball amateur draft's primetime debut. More »
