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more about #givehimthetaser more comments → Shakey: CHARLIE. more » Stev D: I warned them not to play the David Bowie, Mick Jagger version of "Dancin' In The Streets." I said you are playing with fire! And did they listen? more » UkraineNotWeak: Come on Chicago. You have a lot to live up to next Tuesday. more » ArkansasFred: They've come to burgle Rittenhouse Square. more » David Hume: "So, I'd been pounding everclear and mayonnaise shots all night was fucking wasted. I lay down for some rack time, and this cop started shouting at ... more » KOGOD: too wordy more » André Roussimoff: When a fellow bearded man gets kicked in the kidneys with steel toed boots, does Clay feel it too? more » Weed Against Speed: I bet the hipster doofus got the last bear claw at Dunkin' Donuts. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Locust Street seems rather appropriate. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Moments later someone tipped that cop over more » Weed Against Speed: Why isn't Darkman wearing his trademark hat? more » David Hume: Cobra versus Mongoose, Electron versus Positron and Jack Booted Thug versus Filthy Hipster Scum. The eternal battles rage on. more » UkraineNotWeak: Imagine if he'd worned a Rangers t-shirt. more » Doyle McPoyle: The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless! more » Bobby Big Wheel: Was there anyone dressed as Electric Dream Machine? more »
