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more about #golf more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: early Ming Dynasty, no? #michellewie more » Phintastic: —wowwwww ...... never thought this would feel THIS great!!!! I hope that's not the last time she tweets that. #michellewie more » skahammer: That is quite a colorful ensemble she's wearing. #michellewie more » DirkToberFest: She's still a failure to me. Real wins occur at tournaments that don't give cremation urns as trophies. #michellewie more » Civil Negligence: So I take it that the winner of the tournament gets to take home Lorena Ochoa's cremated ashes? #michellewie more » Juancho: Dental school? At least it wasn't a joke about opening a chain of nail salons, but... #michellewie more » Kid Canada: My father actually has a pair of those pants. They're from Daly's Loudmouth Golf company. You can order 'em online. #golf more » BruschisBrewsky: Daly and Duangdecha wear the tight slacks to show their prominent bulges to swinging American ladies, for they are two wild and crazy guys. #golf more » DirkToberFest: That's the craziest thing I've seen below the belt since Helen Slater trimmed her pubic hair into the Supergirl logo. #golf more » Chris Hanson's Axe: What can disturbingly florid chartreuse do for you? #golf more » sir_pantsalot: Due to his performance we must assume he was using a cross of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. #peds more » Stev D: I think something may be up on the Tour- last week at a corporate event, Rocco Mediate hit a 800 yard drive, set the clubhouse on fire and took Conoco... more » Jefferson Tardship: It's like a sequel to the downfall of Neifi Perez. #peds more » ArkansasFred: I regard everything that Rod Pampling says as Scripture. Rod Pampling was the guy who wrote the Bible, right? #peds more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I mean, this guy had health problems. I was shocked when I heard, but I also understand knowing that he was trying to feel better. He has a condition... more » -
#golf
Michelle Wie's Life Is No Longer Worthless
It's about freakin' time that 20-year-old Michelle Wie won a real golf tournament, a two-stroke win in the Lorena Ochoa Invitational. Now maybe she'll give up this silly dream and finally enroll in dental school. [Honolulu Advertiser] -
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David Duval To Lose His Tour Card
There's a familiar face missing from the leaderboard on the final day of the last PGA Tour event of the season. The problem for Duval is that he's been missing from an awful lot of PGA weekends. More » -
#whimsy
This Guy Is Trying To Steal John Daly's Bit
And no, I'm not referring to Udorn Duangdecha getting his stomach stapled and surviving solely on Diet Coke and cigarettes - check out those slacks. Crap, they're so loud that Marlee Matlin heard him trying them on. [Devil Ball Golf] -
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Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
Doug Barron, a 40-year-old veteran with zero PGA Tour wins, is the first golfer to be suspended under the tour's anti-doping policy. Now he will no longer terrorize the professional ranks with his massive 270-yard drives. More » -
#golf
Staying Out Late, Sweating Make Anthony Kim A "Loose Cannon"
Anthony Kim was a key player in the U.S.'s President's Cup win this weekend, despite the fact that he didn't sleep much and doesn't really want to hang with Jim Fuyrk. The man is out of control! More » -
#golf
South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
A 70-year-old tries to retrieve his ball from the drink, but a 10-foot alligator decided he'd rather pull the guy into the water and chew on him awhile. They should make a hilarious movie about that! [Fanhouse/ESPN/OurKitchenSink] -
#golf
Tiger Woods Owns The Biggest House On The Rich Side Of Town
If Forbes' calculations are correct, Tiger Woods' $10 million FedEx Cup victory pushes him over the one billion dollar mark in career earnings. And he's only 33! How is your 401k doing? [Forbes] -
#golf
First, The Met Open Championship. Next, The World!
Andrew Giuliani just won his first professional golf tournament. Yippy! Let's take the Post's advice: "Do you know someone who has made New York a better place? Nominate your hero for the 8th Annual New York Post Liberty Medals." [NYP] -
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#golf
Watch Out For Your Tires
Who said nothing was going on this weekend? There is live golf right now, and it's on television! They might even show the parking lot, where Y.E. Woods and Tiger Yang have adjacent spots. Awkward. [Star-Ledger] -
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Come For The Golf, Be Overcome By The Noxious Fumes
There's a good reason that Liberty National is the most expensive golf course ever built (and the most expensive to join.) It covers up a toxic waste dump! The radioactive sludge makes night golf so much easier! [Forbes] -
#golf
What A $500,000 Country Club Membership Buys You
A look inside Liberty National Golf Club, site of this week's PGA event, where members pay a $500,000 initiation fee plus $25,000 yearly dues to eat lunch in New Jersey. Ahh, that sweet-smelling Jersey breeze! [Star-Ledger] -
#golf
Bad Golf-As-Sex Metaphors Will Get You Fired
Which do you think this government official really got fired for: showing his peen to a golf course employee, or coming up with a truly awful one-liner? More » -
#pgachampionship
Tiger Woods: Golf's Newest Choke Artist
Someone actually had the nerve to ask Tiger Woods—on Saturday—if he'd ever come close to choking in a major. 14 for 14 when leading the final round. So congratulations, anonymous jinxer. You won the weekend. More » -
#golf
No Sense Waiting Til Tomorrow To Start Engraving The Wanamaker Trophy
Consider this your official PGA Championship open thread. Is it too early to declare this Tiger's two-day victory lap? After Federer's and Nadal's early exits yesterday, we need confirmation that gods still walk among us. [PGA] -
#pga
And Now A Musical Interlude From John Daly
The big guy dropped out of the PGA Championship after one round (citing a bad back) and then dropped this smash hit single (citing the chords from "Every Rose Has Its Thorn.") Spoiler!: It's about being sad. [Devil Ball Golf] -
#olympics
Golfers To Trade Cash For Gold
The IOC is planning to include golf and rugby in the 2016 Olympics. Finally! All of the world's best golfers can compete against each other in one event, just like every single weekend of the year. [MSNBC] -
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Rich People Golf While You're At Work
The PGA Championship is under way. Follow along with the online leaderboard and it's almost like being outside! (Your cubicle has never felt so small and dark.) [PGA.com/ShaneBacon] -
#pga
Tiger Woods, David Feherty's Soiled Underpants, And You
The PGA gas scandal has taught us a lot about ourselves and about humanity in general, but there is one deeper unexplored question: Why is this the first we're learning about Tiger Woods' obsession with farts? More » -
#farts
Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
After what seems like decades of secrecy and lies, America demands to know: Who cut the cheese? Now we may finally have our answer. The conspiracy goes far deeper than any of us could have imagined....and it really stinks. More » -
#golf
The Buick Open Was HQ For Grand Theft: Golf Cart
Suburban Michigan: not known for its public transportation. If you're a teenager without a car who biked all the way to the Buick Open, you're probably in no mood to pedal all the way home. Solution: steal a golf cart! More »
