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more about #gregrobinsonpressconference more comments → Chamomiles Davis: This seems appropriate, considering that a summary of the 2008 Syracuse football season could be published as A Series of Unfortunate Events. more » UkraineNotWeak: From all accounts from Syracuse, a terrible coach but a great human being. Sort of like Jimmy Carter. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: When my time comes, I'm going to read The Phantom Tollbooth to my bosses. Most likely because I will have been fired for being stoned at work. more » Artie Fufkin: In unrelated news, my "sources" are telling me Tuberville is done at Auburn. more » HockeyMountain: I can not coach on a plane I can not coach on a train A better coach would be a box A better coach would be a fox I do not win Sam I am 'cause I canno... more » apostles03: Golly, he reminds me of Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock. Does anybody else see this? more » cowbell204: Syracuse does not Choo-Choo-Choose you, Greg Robinson more » Doyle McPoyle: Syracuse, to me, is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost his Way". more » the earl of weaver: So that's what he's been reading instead of a playbook. more » Weed Against Speed: He was initially going to read an excerpt from Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret until he realized there's a bunch of "icky period stuff" in it. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Somebody should read Strega Nona to Charlie Weis. more » Slothrop: at least he didn't go with the guilt trip that is The Giving Tree. more » MattFoley: Charlie Weis will read, "If you give a Mouse a cookie" at his next press conference more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: He then brought out special guest Slick Rick for a classic rendition of "Children's Story." more » Pete Gaines: "by all accounts he's a decent coach" Which accounts are those, exactly? KC Chiefs fans were thrilled to lose him to Texas. Longhorns fans were thrill... more »
