Deadspin 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #groupies more comments → Karlifornia: God she's fucking stupid. Please no more videos of her without a cock in her mouth. #pejastojakovic more » Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide: Please, that could be any Peja #pejastojakovic more » Kid Canada: WHO THE HELL KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE? NO ONE WAS AROUND! THEY MIGHTA SOUNDED LIKE DOGS HOW THE HELL ANYONE KNOW THEY WAS DINOSAURS EVER ON THE ... more » Karlifornia: I like how that one part of the JIB menu says "Chicken & More", even though it's really all just chicken. Oh, and that Homestyle Ranch Club sandwi... more » David Hume: We also talk about... having a shark in your bedroom "Roight, so Mahtellus, I was boinkin' Chrissy out by the pool and I realized I was gettin' pecki... more » Arsenio Billingham: "Most black people don't even know what salmon looks like." Well, that's because they don't have it at KFC. more » Nick: i like my women like i like my chicken with a little bit of fat on the ends. more » the earl of weaver: "Black men… we like ASS." So that's what Martin Luther King's dream was. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Martellus Bennett IS the black Karl Pilkington. Except without the head like fucking orange. more » ArkansasFred: She got enough money where she could find the cure for hair growth. But that doesn't...that would mean...why do you want to cure hair gr....I don't...... more » Stev D: Let's be fair, these guys try and stay on a physically abused bull for about 8 seconds. It's not like they need to breakdown game film. more » ScientificMapp: "It is one of the raw elements of bull riding, as if PBR were a straight shot to the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, a direct connection to vu... more » UpstateUnderdog: skanky bitches in stanky britches? more » Weed Against Speed: Wait, the end of the video for "Epic" was a metaphor for fucking professional bull riders? That Mike Patton sure is a kook. more » ArkansasFred: Do they twist industrial strength rubber bands around their scrotums too? more » -
#nba
Peja Stojakovic Has Some 'Splainin To Do
The Hornets star was in Los Angeles on Friday. I know this not from looking at the schedule, but from the Tweets - and video - of a porn star who claimed she met him. Intimately. More » -
#deadcast
A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
Our Deadcast guest this week is none other than Martellus Bennett: tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, expert blogger and renowned Twitter fiend. More » -
#bullriding
Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
For those of you who've wondered what sex with a professional bull rider sounds like, here is your answer: "It sounds like fish slapping on pavement." More » -
