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more about #happyyoungster more comments → lukeoneil47: "SPYGATE!!!BELLICHEAT 18-1****HAHAHALOLOLOL" [farts, cries, falls down] /espn'd more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: It's true, T.O. has never even sniffed the Overrated Cheapshot Artist playoffs, let alone the championship game. more » Artie Fufkin: 322 Balls? That's more than Chien-Ming Wang! more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I don't understand, don't these guys have a beer in each hand like I do at Mets' games? more » Hustler of Culture: just like NAMBLA and Catholics Isn't that redundant? //relax, its a joke //heads off to confession more » Weed Against Speed: Methinks the Happy Youngster would be the type of guy who would spend way too much time on the Holodeck. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The ballhawks have themselves a neat community for their peculiar obsession, just like NAMBLA and Catholics Or like Club Minxxx and Bill Maher. more » Gourmet Spud: I guess "Puck Collector" is their Deion Sanders? more » sir_pantsalot: I think the ballhawks and the players are huge piles of douchiness. Does anyone really want us to feel sorry for the pro athletes? A jersey and two si... more » Jefferson Tardship: All that pyramid needs is a perpetual fountain consisting of Summer's Eve. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: But now that the balls are out of their original packaging they are worthless. more » David Hume: It was a clear day, and I was tending my melon patch, far from the house. Suddenly I heard the horrible screech from above - BALLHAWKS!. I knew I wa... more » UpstateUnderdog: The picture with the backwards baseball cap was I needed to see to know that this guy is a douchebag. more » Artie Fufkin: I saw a kid at a Braves game last season do the jersey swap thing. For the Marlins! This crap hobby has spread to the kids. /still bitter I never caug... more » Steve U: Kige Ramsey's efforts to construct a scale model of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon using only Tennessee Titans game-used footballs have not been as su... more » -
#watercoolerfodder
HGH Is P.O.'ed At T.O.
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#mlb
Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky
This web site right here is where the dorkwads of ballhawking and the geekwads of baseball stats meet and do a Vulcan salute. There's enough nerdiness here to power 10 Strat-O-Matic leagues and a new season of Battlestar Galactica. More » -
#mlb
Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
You see them at every baseball game. The obsessive geeks who stake out batting practice and clamor over beautiful girls just to get random fly balls from third-string catchers. But now they're refining their tactics and upping their demands. More » -
#whimsy
One Man's Fight For A Home Run Ball...In Pictures
We'll call Meech the "Unhappy Youngster" from now on. The photos are pretty incredible, though. [The Fightins] -
#happyyoungster
Happy Youngster Attempts Somewhat Sincere Web Apology To Brewers Fans As He Disappears From Blogosphere
Some of them accepted it, but: "Boy, I don't have a problem with anything you did, but at this point can you just shut up..." But! His blog has disappeared. [BrewersFandemonium] -
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The Happy Youngster Lurks Among Us...
Or did. Once. When the story was about him. [Deadspin] -
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Brewers Fans Want Everyone To Know They Don't Like The Happy Youngster, Either
Brewers Nation has taken to the blogs to distance itself from The Happy Youngster, the entrepreneurial ballhawk and walking object lesson about the perils of being a self-branded public idiot. Amazingly, Matt Vasgersian is involved! More » -
#brewersfan
Rookie Millionaire Versus Obsessive Super Fan - Who Ya Got?
Last Wednesday, Marlins' rookie Chris Coghlan hit his first career homerun. He didn't anticipate trouble getting the ball back. Then again, he also didn't anticipate it being caught by professional ballhawk "THE HAPPY YOUNGSTER"! More » -
