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more about #hasheemthabeet more comments → roland_t_flakfizer: At the time, the grizzlies were consulting the leading expert on prodigious melons. Unfortunately, Jenn Sterger no longer qualifies. #hasheemthabeet more » BruschisBrewsky: Zach Randolph would like to show his sincere remorse by taking the next week of games off to tour the finest Memphis strip clubs with Thabeet. #hashee... more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Ted Williams's Head, on the other hand, merely reeks of cryogenic incompetence. #hasheemthabeet more » formerly Chief Wahoo: This place is so good, I might try: [www.hogsfly.com] #hasheemthabeet more » Steve U: Can you eat Memphis BBQ through a straw? Sadly, the world's foremost authority on this topic died on August 17, 1977. #hasheemthabeet more » AzureTexan: "Whr Wll Amzng Hpn Ths Yr?" - Hasheem Thabeet #hasheemthabeet more » DennyCrane: Can you eat Memphis BBQ through a straw? This is close enough. #hasheemthabeet more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Wow, that is the worst looking grizzly since Kirk Douglas. #hasheemthabeet more » Bobby Big Wheel: Is this the same woman who told the New York Times Eli Manning was worse than Vince Young because Eli wasn't smiling? more » David Hume: The David Stern handshake is a newly drafted player's baptism into the NBA. Hopefully, with stem cell research on the upswing, we'll soon be seeing th... more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Also, if you look on the bumps near Blake Griffin's occipital lobe it suggests that he has the makings of an All-NBA player and a penchant for prematu... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: That's a power handshake. That shows he feels powerful, in control. He's literally making him move the way he wants him to move." Feeeeeel Thabeet. So... more » Bobby Big Wheel: For the record, that counts as a uniform in Connecticut. more » Karlifornia: Thabeet's going pro? But I still haven't finished editing my Michael Olowokandi highlight tape. more » ScientificMapp: From the Lost Boys of the Sudan to the Lost Boys of Santa Carla, he fits in everywhere. more » -
#nba
Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc
Just seven games into his pro career, Grizzlies rookie Hasheem Thabeet breaks his jaw after running into his teammate's rather prodigious melon. Can you eat Memphis BBQ through a straw? [Photo via Memphis Commercial Appeal] -
#nbadraft2009
Where Awkward Happens: Reading The Body Language Of NBA Draft Picks
The David Stern handshake is a newly drafted player's baptism into the NBA. It is also, often as not, hilariously awkward. We asked body language maven Patti Wood to analyze some of these moments from yesterday's Draft.
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#2009nbadraft
Thabeet Takes His Balls to Memphis
2. Memphis Grizzles Hasheem Thabeet, UConn It's just the second pick of the draft and David Stern's voice is already cracking. It's his Bar Mitzvah all over again! As for Thabeet, he looks tall and shiny. More » -
#collegebasketball
Hasheem Thabeet Has Checked Out
The junior center will give up his final year at UConn—as if this image didn't already scream, "Your amateur athletics bore me." [SI]
