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more about #haterade more comments β metroville: I'll assume, Drew, that you're under the age of 9...otherwise, you would fucking get it. Yankees fans have been pining for this victory since 2000, [... more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Fuck Boston fans who will somehow turn this around into how they aren't as bad as Yankee fans. #haterade more » veksink: way to prove what a coward you really are..removing my comment about you not leaving contact info? you're a miserable person..what happen? did jeter s... more » Kid Canada: I thought only people in junior high and terrible hip-hop singers used the word "haters", or referred to people drinking "haterade". #haterade more » dinalohan: As the idiot known as Mark Teixeira said, "To the rich, go the spoils." Fuck him. #haterade more » TheOnlyNetsFan: These kinds of comments, from haters, make today special for us Yankee fans. All the world is jealous that we had a huge party, and they had a normal ... more » Tiger_Tanaka: See you next year for #28! #haterade more » DennyCrane: Ken Singleton makes Joe Morgan sound like Vin Scully. Fuck him and fuck the entire YES Network, while we're at it. And fuck neckties. Won't wear 'em.... more » TheCatInTheHat: As a Yankee fan, I'd like to take this moment to wish death upon all front-running fans. To the kids on the train the other day that said "Mariano wa... more » ericd2384001: i feel more sad for you than angry-- seriously, get a life/hobby/girlfriend/boyfriend. more » TexasGopher: Fuck the smug investment bankers YEAH! and lawyers Shit! I need to read faster! /Hedberg #haterade more » The Sports Hernia: Fuck Michael Kay. He definitely gets his bang on with his khakis at half-mast. #haterade more » SynicVance2.0: Tens of thousands of people packed in the most prestigious part of New York and not even a terror threat? Even the terrorists knew letting this parade... more » Clarence Rosario: Fuck the Free World! #haterade more » heyimtalkinhere: Drew, because you "went there" on The Boss, I'll "go there": you should never have shared your photo on here recently, you fat [your favorite f word h... more » -
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Fu*k Your Parade, Yankees
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No One Cares About A F*cking Live Press Conference
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Fire Up The Self-Pity Machine, ITβS BLACK SUNDAY!
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Mark Schlereth Is Awful And Needs To Be Liquidated
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Why Your Team Sucks: New York Giants
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