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more about #hazing more comments → Silent Q: The real question is, which poof ordered the raspberry sorbet? They picked up Jeff Garcia to get information about the Raiders' offense? more » Chamomiles Davis: This raspberry sorbet... was it the kind you'd find in a second-hand store? more » WhatWouldTebowDo?: Cowherd would argue that seventeen percent tax on raspberry sorbet is complete bullshit. more » Drunken Midgets: That's not the bill, that's the Padres' payroll more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Meal served off a nude Tila Tequila, no? & did anyone go knuckle-deep on her, (inadvertently, of course)? more » UkraineNotWeak: And only Merriman had a shot at Tequila. more » dnafarfan: Looks like Vince Young's tab at GayBar. more » Bobby Big Wheel: That's still no match for LenDale White's Patron tabs. more » NordoftheBlings: "If ya can bite 'em, dress up like a lady" - Marv more » David Hume: ...preparing to "work his rookie magic" I remember the days of trying to work some rookie magic. I had no control over my magic wand and usually ca... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The surest sign you are picking up a classy tranny is if she is carrying some kind of mysterious opaque plastic bag. more » DumpsterDining: Similarly, my wife lets me "work my rookie magic" around the house during the evenings of even numbered Thursdays. //Checks calandar ///YES! more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile, rookie fuck David Pierce is pacing timidly on the set of Stag Party 357. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions... which are weird and deeply confusing. more » MattinglysSideburns: The South African Track Federation wonders how fast David Price's 100 metres is. more » -
#nfl
The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
As per tradition, rookie Larry English took the team out to dinner — to the tune of $14,508.67. The real question is, which poof ordered the raspberry sorbet? [Shaun Phillips' Twitter, via Shutdown Corner] -
#hazing
If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
So the saying goes. Here's rookie fuck David Price, preparing to "work his rookie magic" in the South Bronx after last night's 4-2 loss at Yankee stadium. [ESPN] -
#swimming
MSNBC's Idea Of Swimming Is Different Than Ours
Here's a screen grab from a Feb. 19 article on MSNBC Chicago on a hazing incident involving the Deerfield High School swim team. Um, girls, you're doing it wrong. More » -
