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more about #henrikzetterberg more comments → Hatey McLife: No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal I thought Lemieuces would be the plural. more » Doyle McPoyle: Never trust a guy named Claude. Yeah, that's right. Fuck Impressionism. more » StuScott Booyahs: That's great ... BUT DID YOU SEE IDOL more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Peters should have thrown his purse at him. I'm glad I didn't have to actually pay for my tickets to the game last night... or the $300 tab at the har... more » Alligator Arms: "I was unaware that the Ruutu... ...were biters!" more » KOGOD: I prefer dancing Jaarko ://www.wizznutzz.com/labels/Jaarko.html more » David Hume: When reached for comment after the game, Ruutu stated "Yes, I bit Peters. I love biting Peters - the feeling of Peters in my mouth, between my teeth... more » RussianRocket: Ruutu just seems like that kind of guy who likes some Peters in his mouth. more » Weed Against Speed: What kind of world are we living in where grown men bite each other and steal from kids? Dickensian London? more » Weed Against Speed: To make matters worse, the kid thought he was getting a stick from Jared Leto. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Unlike Melo, Ruutu knows when to... more » UkraineNotWeak: Just as good a time for this as any. Always cracks me up. + Watch video more » twoeightnine: Game misconduct/two minutes they're quite the same in that they're both called in hockey. more » Doyle McPoyle: Using the old Sean Avery "He had his dick in my mouth, but I didn't suck it" defense, I see. more » CreamsicleOrange: Wait, when did the NHL season start? more » -
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No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal
Henrik Zetterberg put on his fancy pants to score this goal and help Detroit beat San Jose 4-1. Claude Lemieux played five minutes and was not assassinated, so that's good. [Puck Daddy] -
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Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
The "rivalry" between Buffalo and Ottawa took a rather childish turn last night when the Senators' Jarkko Ruutu went all Mike Tyson on Sabres winger Andrew Peters. More »
