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more about #hgh more comments → Hustler of Culture: He is just trying to parque this into another job more » Matt Sussman: Bobby Munoz sent me an apology for what happened at the pancake breakfast back in '98. more » Eamus Catuli: What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again? 5.42 lifetime ERA, so I think the answer is "Pitching". more » Jen P: Can I get some for my separated shoulder? It sounds fantastic. more » ScientificMapp: So would Parque say that his skin was like butter? more » JustinSane07: Not surprisingly, Stallone is a big fan of HGH. He used it to get his muscle back for Rocky Balboa. HGH, when used properly (just like steroids) is a... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Parque floored me with his apology. more » Kid Canada: For someone who enjoys beer, fried food, ugly facial hair and leather as much as he does, it's amazing that he hated living in Canada. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "OZZIE Canseco, on the other hand, TOTALLY shot up with that dude," Wells went on to say. more » BigLeagueChew: Thank goodness... I was afraid we were going to have to include asterisks next to all of David Wells' records more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Also of note: Bob Costas has been performing Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide from his mustache since 1999. more » Weed Against Speed: David Wells' is now claiming that Canseco tried to have sex with his back fat rolls. more » UpstateUnderdog: The only juice David Wells puts into his body is hot dog juice. Delicious hot dog juice. more » ClueHeywood: In turn, Canseco declined Wells's offer of a case of High Life, a rack of spare ribs, and an eight ball. more » ringitupwiththedongtea: Thus sparing him the inevitable "HGH Wells" moniker. more » -
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What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
Former White Sox pitcher Jim Parque has a very lengthy mea culpa in the Chicago Sun-Times today, apologizing to his teammates, family, the entire sporting world, several deities, and his barber, because he took HGH for a month in 2003. More » -
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David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
Wells claims he declined Canseco's juice suggestions back in 2001. "That stuff is not good for the game and it is not good for your body." And if anyone knows what's good for your body, it's David Wells. [NYDN; NBCBA]
