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more about #highcountrynews more comments → Stev D: Let's be fair, these guys try and stay on a physically abused bull for about 8 seconds. It's not like they need to breakdown game film. more » ScientificMapp: "It is one of the raw elements of bull riding, as if PBR were a straight shot to the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, a direct connection to vu... more » UpstateUnderdog: skanky bitches in stanky britches? more » Weed Against Speed: Wait, the end of the video for "Epic" was a metaphor for fucking professional bull riders? That Mike Patton sure is a kook. more » ArkansasFred: Do they twist industrial strength rubber bands around their scrotums too? more » David Hume: Craig Childs explored the, ahem, ins and outs of Professional Bull Riding circuit for the High Country News. I bet you didn't know that Holland loves ... more » Gourmet Spud: On the Pro Bass Fishing Tour, they call the groupies "chum dumpsters". more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I haven't heard of this restless a night since I watched my "Dick Cheney Strips to the Songs of Vic Damone" DVD right before bed. more » StuScott Booyahs: It sounds like fish slapping on pavement. Well you see, Craig, when two people love each other very very much ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I come slowly awake facedown on a pillow Mike Vick says, "Tell me something I don't know." more » -
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Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
For those of you who've wondered what sex with a professional bull rider sounds like, here is your answer: "It sounds like fish slapping on pavement." More »
