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more about #highschoolfootball more comments → Clarence Rosario: As a New York-centric asshole, this flyover shit reassures me that being a liberal coastal media elitist is just fine. Ya betcha. more » Kid Canada: Stoops was using his Nick Saban dictionary when he swore he was not leaving Oklahoma. more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Ohio high school football and a Palin-ism, though sadly not of the Circus variety. I have mixed emotions. more » ninety_nine: Oh, hey, I didn't mean to imply Mooney is widely considered to be a failure, but that people use to think that of ND hiring Gerry Faust (coach of Cinc... more » DennyCrane: I don't understand what happened here. I'm going to go drink. more » Pete Gaines: Hmm. My cousin went to Ursuline. You're not my cousin, are you? That'd be weird. more » Steve U: South Jersey Pep Rally Turns Into Jerry Bruckheimer Film Days of Thunder Road? more » StuScott Booyahs: more » Evil Joe: Somewhere, sometime in the future, that guy will look back and tell his grandchildren, with a sad twinkle in his eye, about how he laid out a defender... more » ArkansasFred: When he undoubtedly receives a year end award for that sweet routine play I hope he doesn't forget to thank Oscar Mayer/Kraft Foods, Inc. for inventin... more » Steve U: Anonymous Special Teamer I think I saw those guys open for The Mendoza Line at the 9:30 Club last summer. Solid show. more » HockeyMountain: I don't think I'm being hyperbolic when I say that was greater than Walter Payton. Of course I mean the "Oregon Live" part. more » ScientificMapp: "Stop busting the kid's balls. I see nothing wrong with this." -GWB more » Richard Starkey: I guarantee that kid wears his jersey and letterman jacket to school everyday, just like all high school football players do. /movies and television ... more » twoeightnine: Damn, I really thought #45 was going to make the play. If only the returner had made it 8 yards deep in the end zone. more » -
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Notre Dame To Announce Rehab Stint, Impending Pregnancy To TMZ
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South Jersey Pep Rally Turns Into Jerry Bruckheimer Film
Did your high school have a Thanksgiving bonfire? Did it explode, shaking the ground for 7 miles around and injuring a firefighter? If not, then yours sucked. [Press Of Atlantic City] -
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High Schooler Celebrates Meaningless Block With Trip To The Gun Show
This ridiculous Tecmo Bowl punt return is okay, but I'm really posting this for the goofball who blindsides a tackler, then flexes for his buddies while the play is still happening behind him. It's all about you, Anonymous Special Teamer. More » -
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The Fruit Of
Austin Collinsworth, son of Bengals great/awkward commentator Cris Collinsworth, has won the Paul Hornung Award, given to the top high school football player in Kentucky. The question is, how is Austin with the fourteen to eighteen-year old-chicks? [The Cincinnati Enquirer]ChrisCris Collinsworth's Loins Is A Pretty Good Football Player -
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The Most Extreme PAT Ever
A high schooler boomed his kick into a transformer, knocking out power to the neighborhood. I assume the remainder of the game was played in slow motion, with sparks cascading around them, like a John Woo film. [Birmingham News] -
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Coach Tries Knife Threats To Get Through To Players
Revolutionary motivational techniques from a prep school football assistant coach: practice harder or I'll cut you. More » -
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Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
If there's one thing my grandfather told me that I have always held on to was when he said, "Don't put shit inside something you use to heat food that you intend to eat." But Gramps always got sayings wrong. More » -
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There's Losing Streaks, And Then There's Losing Streaks
La Salle-Peru High in La Salle, Illinois has played Geneseo High in football every year—sometimes twice a year—since 1919....and lost every single time. A 90-year losing streak. So they were probably pretty happy when they won last week. More » -
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Streaking Is All Fun And Games Until Someone Commits A Felony
Didn't Janet Jackson teach our nation's children that nudity at football games is anything but harmless? Now one high school student is facing criminal sexual conduct charges after his streaking across the field caused a near-riot. More » -
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ESPN's HS Football Contract Is Underwhelming
So, just how much does ESPN pay school districts to televise their prep football games? A cool $1000. It's all about the Clevelands. [AJC] -
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This Week In Heartbreaking High School Football Losses
Remember when the most painful memories of your high school athletic days melted in the wisps of time? Not anymore. We've got two absolutely crushing—or miraculous, depending on your viewpoint—last second wins/defeats, now preserved forever on YouTube. More » -
#sadwhimsy
Teenage Football Players: This Woman Will "Catch You" And "Have Sex With You"
"Police say [Venus]Lewis, who appeared to be drunk, then walked to a set of picnic tables, pulled down her pants, and inserted a tampon before beginning to masturbate in front of the children." [Zimbio] -
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Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
It seems a few hairy-palmed scamps at Houston's Memorial High School recently sold the t-shirt you see here to commemorate their Mustangs' football game against archrival Stratford. Think this is the only bit of Memorial-related horsefucking? Nay! More » -
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Catholic School Teams Make The Best Videos
A reader sent this in to add it to our gallery of team photos. But this deserves its own post, for you see, it's a high school team's music video. And it's every bit as amazing as you could imagine. More » -
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Leon Lett Is Finally Off The Hook
It's been nearly 16 years since Leon Lett taught the world to not touch the ball after a missed field goal. (Crap, I"m old.) Sadly, current high school kids were too young to learn that lesson. More » -
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If You Have A Heart Left, This Story Will Touch It
This one's for you cynical bastards, inured to a summer of miserable stories. With the death of a high school football player's grandmother, the only parent he ever knew, he gained two new foster fathers: his coaches. More » -
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Injured Sports Editor's Paper Has Little Sympathy
That a newspaper editor was severely injured on the sidelines of a high school football game is no laughing matter. The newspaper's priorities, in the wake of his hospitalization, are. More » -
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Team Field Trip Gets More Baptismal Than Expected
You're a high school football player, on a team-building excursion. Your coach promised you steak, so you and your teammates are really looking forward to it. When suddenly — bam!! — surprise baptism. More » -
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And Let's Get The Late Night Off To A Rousing Start With More Naked Football Players In Provocative Poses
Since Deadspin has become an outpost for awkward, ridiculous, sexually suggestive college football team posters, I guess it was inevitable that one featuring (alleged) high school players would show up. Yay, NAMBLA. More » -
#duan
High Schooler Makes Life Saving Tackle
It's American Hero Day on Deadspin! A high school defensive end in Mississippi saved the lives of his classmates when a 14-year-old girl pulled out a gun on his school bus....and he tackled her and took the gun away. More »
