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more about #highschoolreunions more comments → Business_Socks: For a second, I thought this was Daulerio's story. I started skimming for the part where he suffered a head injury that left him borderline illiterate. more » Stev D: So, did Cindy's lost 45 minutes include a trip back to the Olive Garden- perhaps lured by the endless pasta's siren song? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: YOU HAVE DEFECATION ALL OVER YOU, WE ARE TAKING YOU WITH US!!! -Germans more » Kid Canada: Who knew that Boomhauer from King of the Hill was a Deadspin reader? more » Chamomiles Davis: This story gets an A-minus for content and a C-plus for grammar. Never end two clauses in the same sentence with a preposition, much less one. I don't... more » Steve U: I haven't told anyone Indeed you haven't, Bob H. Indeed you haven't. more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: That read like the lyrics of a bad Springsteen song. Don Juan of the Trailer Park Some half pint from the local trailer park Met me in the restroom ... more » Stev D: He may be short, but I think we know who's the real small man. You. more » Mr. Praline: But where was Mamula? more » Business_Socks: This also marks the 20th anniversary of his English teacher feeling compelled to scoop her eyes out with a melon baller. more » Gourmet Spud: How does it end? I keep getting to the "[rewind]" part and having to start over. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: This is like "Failgate" getting a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future more » Steve U: Christ, I thought we were done with Moe on the weekends. more » twoeightnine: So did you blow him or not? more » MattinglysSideburns: Why was this guy even at Melissa Gilbert's wedding? more » -
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This Night Ended With A Brown Out
For many of you, the day after Thanksgiving requires you to put on your best Gap sport coat, head out to the local beef-and-beer drink your way through a high school reunion. Readers can empathize. Heed their warnings. More » -
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Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
For many of you, the day after Thanksgiving requires you to put on your best Gap sport coat, head out to the local beef-and-beer drink your way through a high school reunion. Readers can empathize. Heed their warnings. More » -
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Drinks Are Drank, Cleavage Flys And Everyone Was Blotto
For many of you, the day after Thanksgiving requires you to put on your best Gap sport coat, head out to the local beef-and-beer drink your way through a high school reunion. Readers can empathize. Heed their warnings. More » -
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A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Meanness
While most Americans will be knee-capping each other at Wal-Mart on Friday, we'll roll out our other stories. But I just had to run this one from "Jon," a reader whose Charlie Brown-like tale of reunion woe is truly spectacular.
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Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories
So as most of you may know, this is shortened week for most Americans so we can all solemnly commemorate the death of turkeys and indigenous people at the hands of white men wearing buckles on their hats.
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