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more about #holyshit more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: Is he related to Valerie Harper? If so, he'll have to soon change his name to "Hogan". more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And lets check the weather with Ollie Williams. Ollie, what's it like out there? THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY WIND FOR OVER A YEAR! more » MattinglysSideburns: Bryce Harper, as a 15-year-old, hit a 570-foot home run in Las Vegas. Big deal. As a 15-year-old, Prince Fielder ate a 57oz steak. more » BigRicks: So where are the Yankees going to stick him? /Realizes its actually the Mets who could use the firepower, did anyone see that debacle today? more » Karlifornia: What was that? Sorry, got distracted by the screaming of the children in the back of that white van. more » ArkansasFred: I bet there's a ton of video games, comic books and death threats to loved ones in that van. more » ASox: If Google Maps says it's 570 feet, it's probably more like 310. Google maps would have me take the highway to get to the 7-11 that is 2 blocks away fr... more » DeepFriar: The BP pitcher? You guessed it, Tim Tebow more » -
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Tracking Bryce Harper's Moonshot
Sports Illustrated claims that Chosen Person Bryce Harper, as a 15-year-old, hit a 570-foot home run in Las Vegas, an anecdote that is equal parts Sidd Finch, Paul Bunyan and Jesus. And I'll be damned: It just might be true. More »
