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more about #horrificinjuries more comments → Silent Q: "Okay, E.J. Now that you got the broken femur out of the way, you're just a Mean Gene Okerlund mustache away from being universally regarded as 'unde... more » twoeightnine: That's what he gets for leaving the red box. more » HockeyMountain: Vokoun is going to use his IR time to get "Starry night" painted on his mask. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Give 'em a stick in the eye! Let 'em know you're there! more » AzureTexan: This reminds me of the time I 12-putted at Ye Olde Buccaneer Mini-Golf Funtimery and subsequently beheaded Blackbeard with my blue-handled, blade-mode... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Florida's Tomas Vokoun probably felt a little blue Join the club. - Vitas Gerulaitis more » Starburied: Let's give this game a pass. The south is still learning about how hockey works. Us northern folk would expect the same hospitality when we bring lite... more » twoeightnine: If a goalie falls in Atlanta does anyone see it? more » David Hume: ...throw a spitball in class and you end up hitting some girl in the face and killing her. Hey, you try getting through high school with a name like ... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Must have forgotten the dry cleaning. -Women more » Kid Canada: Ya hit two 'kouns! Those coulda been guests at her wedding! more » norbizness: The same thing happened to Rob Deer after he struck out for the 186th time in only 474 at-bats in that legendary 1987 Brewers season. Understandably f... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Letting in a rebound? That's a paddlin' more » MattinglysSideburns: If Vokoun were a ginger, Craig Bellamy would be perfectly okay with this. more » ArkansasFred: Let's play Ninja Turtles! I'm Casey Jones! more » -
#nfl
E.J. Henderson's Leg Should Not Bend That Way
In case you missed it, the Vikings' E.J. Henderson took a nasty shot last night....but Al Michaels had no problem breaking out the break talk for the guy with the broken femur. Break. [YouTube, D4L, SSF] -
#nhl
Panthers Goalie Thrashed By His Own Teammate
Florida's Tomas Vokoun probably felt a little blue after letting a loose rebound turn into a goal, but how do you think he felt two seconds later when his own teammate clubbed him upside the head with a stick? More » -
#collegefootball
Lifting Weights Obsessively Helped Stafon Johnson Survive Nasty Weightlifting Accident
Dr. Gudata Hinika, trauma director at California Hospital Medical Center: "Had that been any one of us, meaning me, I would not have survived. His neck was so solid and so muscular, that actually helped maintain his airway." [LAT] -
#collegefootball
USC Running Back In Horrific-Sounding Weight-Room Accident
"ESPN's Shell[e]y Smith is reporting USC RB Stafon Johnson has been taken to the hospital after a bar came down on his throat in the weight room. Johnson was coughing up blood." [CBS2] -
#soccer
Rough Hit Destroys Belgian Soccer Player's Lower Leg
Speaking of horrible below-the-knee shots, our squeamish readers should avert their eyes from Axel Witsel's challenge on Marcin Wasilewski. And by "challenge" I mean "dividing his lower leg into two distinct pieces." Take a moment to compose yourself. More » -
#rugby
Drunken Rugby Antics Taken To Exciting New Level
Wales police arrested an entire youth rugby team after they got drunk and pushed a 4,000-lb lawn roller into a sleeping female player's tent. Well, that's a new one. Those yobs sure are creative. [Daily Mail/Bob'sBlitz] -
#horrificinjuries
When Arm Wrestling Becomes Arm Breaking
This gentleman was doing so well in the local arm wrestling tournament this weekend, until....yep, his elbow just snapped in half. I don't think he advanced to the next round. [FamousDC] -
#deaths
Wait, Maybe Running With Bulls Isn't Such A Great Idea?
A 27-year-old Spaniard (not pictured) was gored to death, when a 1,130-pound bull (that's him there) broke loose from the Pamplona pack and went understandably crazy. It's the first goring death at the famous bull run in 14 years. More » -
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#cheerleaders
Cheerleading Isn't A Sport. It's A War
"Between 1982 and 2007, there were 103 fatal, disabling or serious injuries recorded among female high school athletes, with the vast majority (67) occurring in cheerleading." Regular old gymnastics had "only" nine. Yikes. [Live Science, via Bob] -
#nhlplayoffs
Adam Burish Survives Horrifying Decapitation Attempt
It's important to keep your head during heated playoff battles—but if this skate blade had come any higher it would have sliced Adam Burish's noggin clean off. (Gruesome video ahead.) More » -
#nhl
Ladies Love Hockey Players And Their Mangled Fingers
Chicago defenseman Matt Walker adds an extra joint to his middle finger by blocking a slap shot, then shows off his gnarled hand for horrified onlookers. You know you love it. [Puck Daddy] -
#nfl
Willis McGahee's Brain Still Attached To His Body
The collision between Ryan Clark and Willis McGahee in the AFC title game is one of the most sickening hits you'll ever see in football. Let's watch it again! More » -
#bestof2008
The Year In...Horrifying Injuries
So, the next eight days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Broken legs and face slashings. More » -
#bowlroundup
The Curious Case Of Britt Barefoot
Do you think Britt Barefoot really wanted to be a kicker or was he simply forced into it because of his all-too appropriate last name? More » -
#mma
MMA Sets New Standard For Horrific Leg Breaks (Update)
If seeing a human leg bone turned into a floppy piece of wet linguine is at all upsetting to you, you should probably just skip to another post. More »
