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more about #horseracing more comments → UkraineNotWeak: Johnny Fontane is dead. So he's not going to get that movie no matter what. #horseracing more » Weed Against Speed: It would behoove the man to apologize personally to the horse. #horseracing more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Can't be any worse than this: #littlepeople more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This race is known as the "Peter Allen Memorial Stakes." #littlepeople more » Bobby Big Wheel: The winning horse gets a job as Danny DeVito's personal assistant. #littlepeople more » Steve U: Their photo Mondattabase must have gotten corrupted. more » Tony Reali's Winning Smile: I bet Tebow turns into a sweet Corvette and rides off into the sunset every night after practice. more » ScientificMapp: Do we ever try to DUAN it up around here anymore? Here goes: I work for the Fire Department, and yesterday I went into a trailer where a woman had bee... more » Slothrop: You had me until Journey. Worst popular band ever or worstest popular band ever? more » Bobby Big Wheel: I think Jezebel is funny. Hehehe, Moe is their leader. more » J-No: This is going to be awesome. I am going to be waiting around all day for my new dishwasher to arrive. Perfect way to be entertained during a wasted ... more » Matt Sussman: All this superficial Tim Tebow is going to result in him being exploited, and we're all going to feel really bad about it once Jason Whitlock scolds u... more » Blast it, Biggs: You gotta remember to put one in his BRAIN. Your first shot puts him down, then you put one in his BRAIN. Then he's dead. Then we go home. more » chilltown: with an injection first of a sedative and then an injection of barbiturates - usually, sodium pentobarbital - to induce cardiac arrest. The Texas Depa... more » UpstateUnderdog: Apparently they also euthanize gymnasts [www.theonion.com] more » -
#horseracing
In Which A Man Sends Death Threats To A Horse
A week ahead of Conduit's big Breeders Cup Turf race, a man has been charged for threatening to kill the colt. If you had Conduit and Jack Woltz's horse Khartoum in the death exacta, good luck. [Horse And Hound] -
#whimsy
Little People Racing As Deserving An Olympic Sport As I've Seen
If beer commercials and 80s movies are to be believed, everything's bigger in Australia. Except the jockeys; they're little people. And the horses; they're regular size people. More » -
#horseracing
Paul Lo Duca Owes A Horse Pimp Money
The former catcher/current racing analyst is being sued for nearly half a million dollars for not ponying up the cash to breed his mare to superstud Storm Cat. You think you can just watch animals hump for free? [Thoroughbred Times] -
#duan
MORE BREAKING: Blogger Has Crush On Tim Tebow
This day was chock full of Tebow news, huh? Some of it was even covered on the definitive internet address for Tebowniacs, TimTeblog.com. I'll give you one guess who is behind TimTeblog and his name rhymes with Shan Danoff. More » -
#horseracing
Horse Racing At The Airport? Don't Say Neigh Just Yet
Miami's airport wants slot machines, but it's not legal unless there's horse racing on the premises. Hey, there's a lot of open space in the parking lot... More » -
#horseracing
I Guess They Do Shoot Horses, Don't They?
A veterinarian has been banned from Philadelphia Park race track for allegedly euthanizing a horse ... by shooting it in the head. Hey, that's just way they roll down in Philly. Deal with it. More » -
#horseracing
So Much For That Guarantee
Summer Bird comes flying in from the outside to knock off Mine That Bird and end Calvin Borel's shot at a personal Triple Crown. And now, horse racing reverts to oblivion for another year. [The Rail] -
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#wakeupdeadspin
And Now, My Michael Jordan Impression
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#horseracing
Shocker: Larry King's Horsey Tale Is Full Of Holes
Yesterday, excerpting from his memoirs, Larry King spun a sweet little tale of hitting it big at the racetrack, thanks to a plucky horse named Lady Forli. Are you sitting down? It's all a lie! More » -
#horseracing
A Day At The Races, With Larry King!
Item: CNN's Larry King, the former USA Today Beat poet and godfather of Twitter, has a new memoir dropping. Today's excerpt, in which a down-and-out Larry hits the racetrack, is as awesome as you'd expect. More » -
#preakness
If You Ban It, They Won't Come
"It" being "unlimited beer." This, and six other cogent reasons why this year's Preakness might be Baltimore's last. More » -
#preaknessstakes
Requiem For The Pimlico Beer Gauntlet
The 134th Preakness Stakes will take place on Saturday afternoon, but a tradition even older than that has sadly seen its last running—Pimlico Race Course has ended its BYOB infield policy. More » -
#horseracing
Old Boy Network To Let Broad Run In Preakness
Calvin Borel will dump his 50-1 miracle horse to ride Rachel Alexandra—a chick!—in the Preakness, the first Kentucky Derby-winning jockey to switch rides between the two Triple Crown races. [AP] -
#horseracing
Filly To Steal Derby Winning Jockey
For the first time in Triple Crown history, the jockey who won the Kentucky Derby may be riding a different horse in the Preakness. More » -
#kentuckyderby
The Time Is Right For America's Baddest Horse Trainer
Ok, this has been bugging me since Saturday, so I have to ask—was trainer Bennie Woolley Jr. carrying a gun at the Kentucky Derby? (Probably not—but wouldn't it have been great if he had been?) More » -
#kentuckyderby
The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent And Depraved
Everyone knows the real fun of the Kentucky Derby happens in the stands and infield, not on the track. See the shenanigans you missed out on after the jump. More » -
#kentuckyderby
Mine That Bird Wins the Derby, Pays 50-1
Calvin Borel has done it again. The Cajun jockey who rode Street Sense to a surprising victory two years ago has won again, this time in stunning fashion aboard long shot Mine That Bird. More » -
#kentuckyderby
In A New Twist, Juicing Won't Be Allowed At the Derby
This year Kentucky Derby horses will be subject to post-race drug testing in an effort to help regulate the sport. Now they'll never come in under two minutes. [Steroid Nation, TSB]
