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more about #houstoncougars more comments → AKA Fo2FFR: SUMMER (2006)Pitched in the Jayhawk League for the Liberal Bee Jays... Worst team name ever. more » Steve U: I believe Nostradamus predicted that the universe will end on the day this guy discovers the blink tag. more » Kid Canada: I know in his freshman year at U of H, Jimmy broke a college record by 22 seconds for the mile and a half... I medalled in cross-country in high schoo... more » Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Bombastic, self-aggrandizing, preachy, incoherent. What is this, the next Roland Emmerich feature? more » Hatey McLife: This isn't exactly a revelation. Everyone around college baseball knows that Noble is an inert coach. more » the earl of weaver: Sorry, Vinny, but Jimmy's numbers are... how do I put this nicely... Daniel Cabrera-esque? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO PUT THEIR FUTURE IN THE HANDS OF THIS MADMAN. This is also the theme of Ben Cohen's exit interview with Gawker HR. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I know a certain Jimmy that would like to remind this Jimmy that indeed.....It's a Wonderful Life. I just can't fucking remember that asshole's last n... more » AKA Fo2FFR: IF NOBLE DECIDES NOT TO PITCH OR PLAY YOU, WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT? Transfer? more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I hear Jimmy likes Elaine. more » Gourmet Spud: It's times like these I'm glad my dad still can't operate a DVD player. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: No Soup for you, one year! more » Pornstars-for-Wilbon: One of Jimmy's teammates had this to say about Jimmy's father's allegations: "TIM-MAY! Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, TIM-MAY!" more » Athens Grease: The pitchers that ended up doing better this past 2009 season were the ones that Noble pitched more. Man, this Noble guy sounds like an idiot! more » ArkansasFred: It looks like you are writing an incoherent, rambling and borderline psychotic missive that way too many people are going to read. Would you like help? more » -
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Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
There are few things people enjoy more than listening to an angry parent complain about their kid's lack of playing time, but when it's a single-page, 16,000-word website with lots of CAPS LOCK, that's a different story. More » -
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Tom Penders Accuses ESPN Of Video Witchcraft, Not Returning Calls
OK, you recall how Houston's Aubrey Coleman used Chase Budinger's face as a doormat on Sunday. Coleman was ejected and then suspended, but that's not the end of our story. More »
