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more about #houstonrockets more comments → Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Do the Chinese really need their own version of My Giant? more » Hatey McLife: Best of luck Yao, I hope it works out better than the first Cultural Revolution. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: as Margaret Cho furiously dials her agent.... more » DeepFriar: I can only assume Mark Cuban will be voicing "Loudmouth Soup," the evil, yet incompetant villan. more » Stev D: This movie is going to be big. I am talking Farewell My Concubine big. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Starring Yao Ming as Shanghai's World Financial Center! more » David Hume: I hope it's flash animation. And by that, I don't mean powered by macromedia, I mean I hope I get a brief glimpse of his schlong. more » ArkansasFred: Touching. He and six thousand of his relatives can collaborate on a project. more » Chalkdust: Kyle Boller thinks these Rockets seem lost on offense. more » Starburied: As a Knicks fan, I couldn't be more happy we traded away Trevor Ariza to acquire Steve Francis. Thanks Isiah! more » ClintonPortishead: Yao Ming's penis is 18 inches long, but like the man himself, it often breaks at a foot. more » Starburied: This game is gonna be more of a blowout than Katelyn Faber's vagina. more » UkraineNotWeak: One usually has to go to a suburban Bar Mitzvah to see a kid named Aaron wear an outfit like that. more » UkraineNotWeak: Aaron's late for the prom. It was back in 1974. more » Slothrop: Is that a clip on? For shame, Aaron. For shame. more » -
#nba
Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
Yao Ming set to star in Chinese animated movie. [ESPN] -
#nbaplayoffs
Just Give Your Car Keys To Aaron Brooks And He'll Park It For You
Either the Houston Rockets veterans had a little fun with Aaron Brooks this weekend or he forgot to bring his ventriloquist dummy to the post-game press conference. More » -
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Rockets and Lakers: It's About To Get Nasty
After losing yet another starter, the Rockets are about to try to prove that they can win without Yao. If Ron Artest can keep himself from getting ejected, they might have a shot. More » -
#badtiming
Yao Breaks His Foot, Done for the Year
The Houston Rockets announced yesterday evening that Yao Ming will be out for the rest of the playoffs with a hairline fracture in his left foot. Adjust your bets accordingly. -
#nbaplayoffs
Ron Artest Did Not Imagine That Stabbing Story
Some people doubted Ron Artest's table leg stabbing story, but I guess there's this thing called the Internet and some people actually did do the Google to find the truth. More » -
#nbaplayoffs
Ron Artest Once Saw A Guy Get Stabbed In The Heart (UPDATE: For Real)
The NBA Playoffs are getting very chippy—even more so—but at least no one has been murdered on court with a broken table leg yet. Because Ron Artest would hate to see that happen....again. More » -
#nbaplayoffs
Ron Artest Fondly Remembers That Terrible, Hilarious Night At The Palace
Ron Artest had a nice moment last night when he went into the stands after a loose ball. It was just like the last time he went into the crowd, only not as hysterically funny. More » -
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#nbaplayoffs
Trailblazers, I Am Told, Are Often Misunderstood
Um so…did I mention I am also recovering from a sinus infection? How about a YouTube clip of children using obscene language? More » -
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Houston's Carl Landry Wounded In Shooting
The Houston Rockets forward suffered a "flesh wound" after a minor fender bender turned into a drive-by. The moral, as always, is never leave your house. [Fox; Fourth and Fifty] -
#nba
Maybe Shane Battier Isn't The Antidote To Kobe Bryant
Bryant put up 37 points last night—31 in the second half—while being guarded by two of the better defenders in the league, Shane Battier and Mad Ron Artest. Maybe the shot chart needs updating? [NBA.com] -
#nbacloser
T-Mac Is Back, and Nobody Can Beat the Celtics Or Cavs
Tracy McGrady nearly put up a triple double in his return from injury while Boston and Cleveland were both victorious. Again. -
#tracymcgrady
Countdown To Fun With The T-Mac Injury Ticker
It's safe to say that the the Houston Chronicle has about had it with Tracy McGrady. These are tough financial times, the newspaper figures, so why is the Houston Rockets' star being paid so much dough for sitting in the whirlpool? More »
