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more about #houstontexans more comments → Juancho: I'm amazed this isn't in the Cleveland Browns gift shop. It screams Mangini-bear, no? more » MattinglysSideburns: The one made for Chris Brown fans is a panda. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Now I can die in peace. -Timothy Treadwell more » Civil Negligence: Did anyone ever notice that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew has no eyes!?! more » BruschisBrewsky: Travis Henry just impregnated one. more » Jes St.Lawrence: They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it. more » AzureTexan: It's also possible, though perhaps not likely, that Vince and Jerome were exchanging the top-secret formula for Frito-Lay's exciting new Chipotle Ranc... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Caption: Vince Young and referee Jerome Boger demonstrate the proper technique for the much-famed, yet difficult to achieve "Eiffel Tower" manuever. more » David Hume: Just look at the technique on that - perfectly vertical forearms, elbows aligned, the optimal 28 degree lateral alignment, while maintaining the perfe... more » Phintastic: I still think the high five between referee Billy Crystal and Reggie Miller in the movie "Forget Paris" was more egregious. What the hell am I talkin... more » Steve U: Still not as bad as the Bennett Salvatore-Derek Fisher bro-hug following Game 6 of the 2002 Western Conference Finals. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm not a gambling man (because that's illegal and wrong in my state) Funny you should say that, because I showed up snot-hanging drunk to the OTB in... more » ClintonPortishead: Between Vince and Kerry Collins, the Titans now have both a high 5 and a drunk one. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Buffalo Bills fans know that Vince Young was just taking advantage of the ref properly noting to which upright the FG attempt was closest. /"good mor... more » Steve U: Thus making Lincoln Financial a Very Large Public Vomitorium? #publicurination more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like NFL referee Jerome Boger, who must have had something riding on last night's game. Nobody likes Vince Young that much. More » -
#nfl
Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
Here's a fun fact: Texans' right guard Chris White pissed his pants against the Bengals on Sunday because he was "uncomfortable," but didn't want to come off the field. Don't worry. Jeff Reed's got his back. [Chronicle; Photo] -
#whimsy
Raiders-Texans Game Is An Excellent Place To Take A Nap
A bored Raiders fan gets sleepy at Reliant Stadium and Houstonians take surprisingly good care of him. If this had happened at the Coliseum his homemade face tattoos would still be healing. [Photo via Texans Bull Pen, via FanHouse] -
#nfl
Everything's Bigger In Texas, Except The Beers
It's a dark day for fans of the Houston Texans; you're now getting your beer in smaller cups, because you pansies have proven you can't hold your alcohol. More » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Houston Texans
Some people are fans of the Houston Texans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Houston Texans. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#nfl
Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
The Texans said that they will trade Sage Rosenfels to the Vikings on Friday for a fourth-round draft pick. Is that a threat? [Houston Chronicle] -
#nfl
Houston Texans Can't Wait Until Fall To Fail
It seems like that Outside The Lines report about Houston's illegal contact drills should get people at least as riled up as what some baseball player sticks in his butt. But it won't. More » -
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#whimsy
The Houston Texans Are Full Of Political Intrigue
Amazingly, there's all kinds of political strife in the former Soviet land of Georgia. We know. Protests and corruption in Russia; now we've seen everything. Apparently the major opposition party is led by Matt Schaub. They're totally regretting passing on Reggie Bush as the leader of the opposition revolution. -
#nfldivisionalpreviews
It's The AFC South Pants Party
Come on, somebody ... don't pick the Colts. We dare ya. More » -
#houstontexans
It can't be easy to tie up Dunta Robinson. [Click2Houston]
