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more about #ichirosuzuki more comments → Steve U: Ichiro consoled himself by playing "Prime Factorize the 15-Digit Numbers" with his AIBO. more » Chip Skylark of Space: Okay, I'm reading this comment of Ichiro, and does it seem to anyone else that he's channeling Long Duk Dong? I'm kind of embarrassed for him... more » Clarence Rosario: Chicks who dig home runs aren't the ones who appeal to me With that kind of attitude, she'll never let you past second base. more » PolishMafia: Ladies... ...you down with OBP? more » Juancho: I know this is off topic (and possibly funny only to me because I drive a Mitsubishi), but anybody else amused by this banner ad for the Lancer Sportb... more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Jason Kidd, Jim Brown, and Sugar Ray Leonard all agree that the ladies love slap hits. more » CamMartin: Hideki Matsui flirts by showing his ladies Behind the Green Door, but hits it out with something from his Tara Patrick collection. more » ClueHeywood: Such comments hurt his road beef VORP. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Ichiro mostly refuses to hit home runs because Gorilla Monsoon always referred to them as "Pearl Harbor jobs." more » Juancho: This answers no questions. Which sex does Ichiro like to do the ol' slap-and-tickle with? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: [puts 'hitting a homerun = just flirting" defense in back pocket] /Every criminal defense attorney more » Steve U: Come on, Ichiro. You know you'd still rather turn your small-ball prowess into a Lucky Juan Pierre. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: "Chicks dig the small balls" -Jose Canseco more » shea_guevara: and once those panties are dropped, they will be sold in some vending machines Ichiro owns back in Tokyo more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out." That strategy ended up doing gangbusters for t... more » -
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Ichiro Finally Cracks
The normally robotic Ichiro was ejected for the first time in his career after arguing a called third strike in today's game against Toronto. Apparently, it was the old "bat in the sand" demonstration that did it.[ESPN] -
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Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
Now is the time to dismiss any misconceptions you may harbor about about Ichiro's sexuality vis a vis his affinity for Griffey-tickling. Ichiro digs the ladies, and would like to call on those with a fetish for low slugging percentage. More » -
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Ichiro Creeps Out Newest Tickle Buddy
Ichiro was stereotyped as a meticulous robot, but would a cyborg tell Jason Bay, in Japanese, that he was going to "mess with your house"? Bay's response: "I didn't know what to say. It was weird." Safe word! [WEEI] -
#ichirosuzuki
The insane Ichiro quotes return! [Enjoy The Enjoyment]
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#ichirosuzuki
Ichiro was almost a Yankee? Yipes. [Enjoy The Enjoyment]
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