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more about #indianapoliscolts more comments → Clarence Rosario: Hey Clark, why don't you go stick a Freeze Pop up your dick? Drew, channeling his inner Mapplethorpe. more » Silky John-STON!: As a tribute to the best comment the last time that video made an appearance: "How's my face look?" "Fat, son... fat." more » StuScott Booyahs: "CUT THAT MEAT!" isn't as funny when Peyton has to say it to Dr. James Andrews. Oh, I beg to differ. more » Steve U: Caldwell's just like Dungy, only darker! So this is more of a Christopher Nolan-style reboot of the Colts. more » Gourmet Spud: "We've secretly replaced Tanner's oats with new, Extra-Buttery Jiffy Pop Popcorn. Let's watch and see how he reacts..." more » Gourmet Spud: ...that's just what Patriot fans thought about their supposedly durable little hero last year... Too soon! more » Bobby Big Wheel: I'm surprised to see that kid at a football game after he sang about how gay the Super Bowl was. more » Curious Ape: Let me write a book about how Quiet my Strength is more » Kid Canada: "CUT THAT MEAT!" isn't as funny when Peyton has to say it to Dr. James Andrews It is, however, way funnier when your buddy says it to the mohel at hi... more » ArkansasFred: why don't you go stick a Freeze Pop up your dick? Now that's what I call getting coldcocked. more » Unknown Commenter: So when the former mayor of Indy announced his plans for the stadium he had a plan to pay for it and a plan to pay to run it. The Governor stepped an... more » ClintonPortishead: In the event of such an emergency, the Colts have announced that all home games will be played on Peyton Manning's forehead. more » Karlifornia: If anyone is looking for employment, Mayflower Moving Company just announced they're hiring for temporary positions. more » Hatey McLife: Is Marvin doing the "Manning Face?" more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Berman better get cooking on those hilarious Anthony Gonzalez nicknames. more » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
Many people are fans of the Indianapolis Colts. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Indianapolis Colts. This Deadspin 2009 NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#nfl
Maybe They Shouldn't Have Torn Down The RCA Dome Just Yet
Now, I would never accuse a government official of being full of shit, but I'm having a hard time believing that Indianapolis will actually follow through with threats to close Lucas Oil Stadium. More » -
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The Marvin Harrison Era May Be Over In Indy
Marvin Harrison has played 13 seasons in the NFL, all with the Indianapolis Colts, and nearly all with Peyton Manning throwing the ball to him—but if reports are true, that's all over with now. More » -
#tonydungy
Tony Dungy: Bad For Gays? Good For Blacks? Great For Everybody? Let's Go To The Tape...
The retirement of Tony Dungy has brought forth some divided opinions from two different sets of minorities about the coach's legacy as a human being. More » -
#tonydungy
Tony Dungy Bids Adieu
Jay Glazer sobers up from his New Year's party and pounces on the Tony Dungy retirement scoop. Presser at 5 p.m. today. [Fox Sports] -
#tonydungy
The End Of The Tony Dungy Era In Indy?
PFT has the chances of him retiring this year at 70%. [Pro Football Talk] -
#nfl
Peyton Manning: Still A Choker?
For the sixth time in nine playoff appearances, Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts have been bounced from the playoffs in the first round. More » -
#nfl
Your NFL MVP: Laser Rocket Arm
Yep, Peyton Manning is your NFL MVP, joining Brett Favre as the only three-time winners. Party tonight at Lil' Ronnie's! [NBC Sports] -
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#nfl
Manning Heroically Leads Colts Over Sucky Team, Into Playoffs
With their big 31-24 victory over the Jaguars last night, the Colts are back in the playoffs with their sixth consecutive 11-win season, meaning that this kid can invite friends into his room again. More »
