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more about #indy500 more comments → DougOLis: I believe the true name for "bat bong" is actually Louisville Chugger more » MarkKelsosMigraine: So the half-eaten legs are just tossed aside, left with just enough meat on the bone for the horse flies to regurgitate on. Jesus, this sounds like a ... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That's a killer "Andruw Jones at the end of his Braves career" impression. more » HockeyMountain: ♫ Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves... more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Poor Evan is about to pass out in because he's wearing a black t-shirt and jeans Take fashion tips from Will and this is what happens people. Heavens ... more » Gourmet Spud: For three seconds of raw tit they are rewarded with a can of Bush Light. It's the Midwest version of the FICA micro loan program. more » Weed Against Speed: This had to be the most disappointing Indy since the Crystal Skull abomination. /Reilly more » MattinglysSideburns: By around lap 46 I was ignoring the cars all together and instead focused on an 45ish-year-old man with a white muscle shirt and an "I Am Indy" hat tr... more » ScientificMapp: Laugh all you want, but that guy is undefeated in the 84-lb. weight class. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Beer for tits? John Daly is enticed by the opportunity to drink for free. more » Sports-Pun: So you could almost say The Indy 500 Is Decadent And Depraved? more » ScientificMapp: leaving the gallons of pee to marinate in in the cement holding cell How did the scene change suddenly from the Brickyard to Veterans Stadium? I'm c... more » MarissaExplainsItAll: NIBBLES WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING MALFUNCTION?!!?!?1/111 more » Karlifornia: So messed up I want you here In my room I want you here Now we're gonna be face to face And I'll lay right down in my favorite place What's up. more » RonArtestTableLeg: Whats goin on, so the king made witnesses out of everyone? more » -
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Of Screeching Tires And Lost Control
I've been told by many people that the Indy 500 was quite the spectacle at one time. Though its popularity has dwindled and, admittedly, I know about as I do Hungarian cabinet making, I'll be flying down to Indianapolis this weekend in search of greatness. More »
