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more about #injuries more comments → Clarence Rosario: "Abnormal posturing"? Sounds more like me and my fellow Cal alumni thinking the Rose Bowl is a possibility after Week 3. #jahvidbest more » Bobby Big Wheel: Between abnormal posturing and internal decapitation it's been a banner year for Deadspin teaching people about frightening head trauma. #jahvidbest more » bibble3000: I like how they changed the spelling to "SportCentre" for the hockey show... good times... #injuries more » AzureTexan: There was also the time a tramp-stamped trailer ho from Olive Branch, Mississippi, told me to "talk to the hand" during a Memphis RiverKings-Wichita T... more » ArkansasFred: Next up: The Top Ten Amounts of Voltage Sustained by Bob Probert. #injuries more » JobuNeedsARefill: Hey remember in 2001 when some kid from Michigan took from an aging, fragile QB and changed the entire dynamic of AFC East? more » Silent Q: James Andrews has already cut him open twice. In Dr. Andrews' defense, Chad did disrespect him twice. more » Unrelenting_Irrelevance: A deal with Vinny Testaverde is already in the works more » Karlifornia: It's because the grounds crew forget to drag the infield at halftime more » the earl of weaver: Personally I prefer my Chad to be rigatoni. more » UkraineNotWeak: Chad Lowe might have a shot at his first job in years. more » sir_pantsalot: You can bet that Parcells has already suggested that they bring in Drew Bledsoe as a backup. Some would say that he is too old but I am sure Bledsoe c... more » racistmascot_inc: New Third String QB? Snowflake, of course. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Do you know Pennington is the most accurate passer in NFL history? I know all of the media outlets have virtually ignored that stat all week. Crazy. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What a shame. That guy has poise for days. more » -
#collegefootball
Jahvid Best In Surprisingly Good Shape (i.e. Alive, Moving)
Someone recently wrote (I can't for the life of me remember who) that there's nothing quite like the sound of an entire stadium sure they just watched someone die. More » -
#nhl
So, You Want Some Nasty Injuries With Your Hockey? I Got Your Nasty Injuries For Ya
The esteemed Wysh a/k/a Puck Daddy has a rundown of the Top 10 Most Brutal NHL Injuries of the Last Decade. Let's have a look-see, shall we? (Clint Malarchuk figurine sold separately) More » -
#nfl
Welcome To The Chad Henne Era, Miami Fans
Chris Mortensen says: Chad Pennington has a torn shoulder something and is probably done for the year. (He'll get a second opinion, but James Andrews has already cut him open twice.) That's why Jimmy Buffett invented the Wildcat, right? [ESPN/SecondStringFullback] -
#cheerleading
Does The World Need Cheerleaders?
The answer, of course, is "Yes." But why should that be so? Do we really need leaders to organize our cheers? Do basket tosses contribute to victory? Or is it that you can see ladies' underwear without being consider pervy? More » -
#nfl
Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
The Bears linebacker dislocated his wrist last night and is reportedly out for the rest of this season. Chicago's opening week just gets better and better! [Tribune] -
#nfl
This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
There was a very telling sequence in last night's excellent episode of Hard Knocks that perfectly illustrates the culture of "toughness" that ultimately dooms so many football players to retirements filled with crippling, life-altering pain. More » -
#duan
Does Fantasy Football Insurance Signal The End Of Days?
Fantasy sports have crept their way into every aspect of our sporting lives, but we have finally crossed the line from mania into madness. When you can buy injury insurance for your fantasy football players, we're through the looking glass. More » -
#collegefootball
Appalachian State QB Sidelined By Lawn Mowing Injury
Armanti Edwards, who is 32-5 as App State's starting quarterback, ran over his own foot while mowing the lawn. He'll be out 2-4 weeks. That's why you should only let racist National League baseball fans do your yard work. [TheState] -
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#mlb
Choose Your Own "Mets Disaster" Headline
Luis Castillo sprained his ankle last night falling down the dugout steps. Oh, and Albert Pujols hit a grand slam in the 10th to beat the Metropolitans. Their misery knows no bounds. [NY Post] -
#collegesports
College Athletes Without Insurance Should Try Not To Get Hurt
Being an NCAA athlete is awesome and everything, but if you twist your ankle—or something much worse—there's a good chance your school's health insurance won't cover you. Now put some tape on that and get back in there! More » -
#chicagocubs
Young Cubs Fan Mocks Ryan Dempster's Pain
This young fan in blue has thoroughly enjoyed Ryan Dempster's comical fall over a dugout railing, not realizing that the pitcher has just fractured his big toe and will spend a month on the DL. Go Cubbies! More » -
#injuries
A Gallery Of Other Recent Athletes Whose Heads Weren't Right
As we noted last week — and The New York Times observed Sunday — more and more athletes are reportedly suffering from mental issues.
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#softballfailures
Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.
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#nba
Amar'e Stoudemire Needs An I ... Uh, Eye
No one saw this coming. Literally! Amar'e Stoudemire had eye surgery this morning to repair a detached retina (yikes!) and will miss at least eight weeks—and possibly the rest of the season. More » -
#nfl
Houston Texans Can't Wait Until Fall To Fail
It seems like that Outside The Lines report about Houston's illegal contact drills should get people at least as riled up as what some baseball player sticks in his butt. But it won't. More » -
#nba
Michael Redd's Knee Is Shredded
"Redd was injured in the third quarter of Milwaukee's victory over Sacramento on Saturday night. Bucks general manager John Hammond said Sunday that an MRI exam on Redd's knee revealed a torn ACL and MCL." [AP] -
#bestof2008
The Year In...Horrifying Injuries
So, the next eight days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Broken legs and face slashings. More » -
#nhl
Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"
There are certain phrases you never want to read in an NHL recap (or your inbox), but I think the one that is most cringeworthy has to be "skate to the face." More » -
#joesakic
Joe Sakic Out Three Months
And I guess those are Joe Sakic's fingers in the snow blower? [Sports Crackle Pop]
