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    UkraineNotWeak: A gerbil and a frog. I don't know what you have planned for this evening, AJ, but count me out. more »
    Mr. Praline: From this, I take it that Wizard Cat is getting a little ornery. more »
    Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I'll take care of him, but only if he share with me the wisdom of the Frog King, Sparrow Prince and Catata Fish. more »
    Senators Lost Cojones: So, if I understand correctly, Iracane finally got tired of the varmint's attempts to chew through his ball sack. Huh. more »
    Steve U: Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009 The Lions are already looking for a new coach? more »
    Hatey McLife: I prefer the football coaching frog: Dick LeBeau. more »
    crazyjoedavola: If you are now dressing up your pets and pretending they play sports, you have 2 options. 1) Start a real family, you have gone as far as you can in ... more »
    DennyCrane: Waitwaitwait .... a gerbil AND a frog? Are they roommates? In some caged real-life equivalent of The Odd Couple, or even more enticingly, Pinky and Th... more »
    Hatey McLife: Is this like when my Grandparents' Japanese neighbors "volunteered" to go live in the desert for a few years in the early '40s? more »
    roland_t_flakfizer: No, this is not a joke. Right, because I'm 95% sure that actual jokes come in the form of butchered Big Lebowski quotes. more »
    sir_pantsalot: What is your definition of "care for"? I answered an add similar to this on Craigs List and ended up giving a sponge bath to some old guys scrotum. I ... more »
    formerly Chief Wahoo: Do they mind sharing a cage with my boa constrictor? He's friendly. more »
    Artie Fufkin: "Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009" That's why they traded for Seymour, right? more »
    ScientificMapp: Granted, the beady little eyes and whiskers are creepy, but the good news is you'll only have to be at Deadspin HQ for a few minutes to pick up the ge... more »
    Gourmet Spud: Deadspin Classifieds: When you care enough to leave your treasured pets with complete strangers, who will almost certainly have sex with them. more »
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    Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009

    Dear Readers: If anyone in the NYC area would like to volunteer to care for our football-playing gerbil and frog this year, please contact me. Consider it an internship. Sort of. No, this is not a joke.
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