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more about #iowahawkeyes more comments → Chamomiles Davis: As an Eagles fan, I await with morbid glee the return of Andy Reid to Drew's "Fire This Asshole!" segment in Thursday's Jamboroo. /Reid just challeng... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Philadelphia picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue... #tonyromo more » ArkansasFred: I don't think any opposing fan can hate the Eagles nearly as much as we Eagles fans hate the Eagles. #tonyromo more » Weed Against Speed: Have you considered a career in the exciting field of electronics repair? The brochure is free! Leinart will get right to that as soon as he finishes... more » Juancho: I love Tony Romo. I'm impressed with any quarterback who typically goes 10-6 and loses in improbable ways in the first round of the playoffs. #tonyromo more » SponsoredbyV8: Does anyone know which football player Romo idolized during his formative years? #tonyromo more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If this football thing doesn't work out, Keith Brooking should have no trouble finding work as a catcalling, mustached construction worker. #tonyromo more » Hustler of Culture: Come on, everyone knows this is McNabb's fault! //Generic philly fan #tonyromo more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Seriously, you guys - we're just like Heathers - bff's! #tonyromo more » Juancho: I think Marmalard won the weekend, that drive versus the Giants was pure NAILS. #tonyromo more » My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Manny Acta getting the hell away from the Natinals: his biggest MLB managerial victory. #cedricbenson more » UkraineNotWeak: Do the Rams and Bucs play each other this season so that one of them may get a victory? I believe there is a chance at duel 0-16 seasons this year. #... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I speak for the entire State of Boise when I say this is royally fucked. #cedricbenson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: How would you describe Dustin Doe's eyes? Like a rabid deer sounds about right. #cedricbenson more » MattinglysSideburns: Benson made some waves last week when he accused his former team of trying to blackball him around the league. Cedric totally ripped that off from t... more » -
#weekendwinner
Tony Romo Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More » -
#weekendwinner
Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like Cedric Benson, who won the weekend by making the Chicago Bears look foolish. Granted, he's not the first. More » -
#collegefootball
Old People Who Love 20-Year-Old Boys
Looks like this guy has competition for the old person most devoted to their team; a 71-year-old woman refused to call the hospital after breaking her hip until the Iowa game ended. [KCRG] -
#collegefootball
Hawkeye Goes From Fan To Fanatic To Psychotic
At first this reads like the further pussification of sports, where a fan gets arrested for heckling a player. But it quickly takes a turn into Annie Wilkes territory. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Boob-Looking Announcer Gains Redemption
Former Iowa broadcaster Ed Podolak—whose only crime was loving life—will be back in the booth for Iowa football games next fall. That is just and wise. [The Gazette] -
#collegefootball
The Iowa Hawkeyes Are Already In Midseason Form
One should never go into spring break cold. It's important to ease into it with a few warmup public intoxication arrests, as these three Iowa football players can tell you. More » -
#duan
The Internet Cesspool Claims Another Victim
The man in the above photo is Ed Podolak, longtime radio man for the Iowa Hawkeyes. Ed apparently was forced to retire thanks to photos like the one above surfacing on some sports blogs. More » -
#bestof2008
The Year In ... Restroom Hijinks
So, the next nine days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Restroom hijinks. -
